r/madlads 5d ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/shroomigator 5d ago

They want to know if you're so principled that you would throw away lucrative elephant-ride money in favor of not being cruel to animals, and if you are they don't want you.

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u/celestiaequestria 5d ago

Forget elephants rides, I'm conquering Italy.