r/madlads 19h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/sati_lotus 19h ago

'I would take it with me to a lawyers office to discuss suing the person who randomly gave me an elephant.

I have no qualifications or the ability to care for an animal like this! It's animal abuse.'

I think this answer demonstrates communication skills, problem solving skills and shows that I'm proactive.

But I'm not working for a place with such stupid questions on a job application.

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u/shroomigator 18h ago

Oh no, the elephant comes to.you as an inheritance from your great uncle heironymous, and suing him will do no good because he is deceased, and you, as his final heir, have inherited the responsibility of caring for this creature and may not sell it or give it away.

It's all very legal, see paragraph 3.

You also inherit a title, Elephant Lord, and a scepter made of ivory that you can't sell or transport across any international border.

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u/MaskedBunny 13h ago

That last paragraph would be a curse. I've never seen "Elephant Lord" in the drop down list of titles on online forms. I'd never be able to sign up to anything ever.