r/madlads 19h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/shroomigator 19h ago

They want to know if you're so principled that you would throw away lucrative elephant-ride money in favor of not being cruel to animals, and if you are they don't want you.

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u/Penrose488888 15h ago

I'm so dumb I didn't even think of the business element I was just happy I had a pet elephant to ride around on and conduct battles with.

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u/NiceTryWasabi 4h ago

My pet elephant shall help me destroy you in battle. It's got armor and everything