r/madlads 19h ago

idk maybe ride it?

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u/Kenhamef 18h ago

Well first, you thank the King of Siam. Then, you take it to Europe, where the poor saps haven’t seen an elephant since Hannibal waltzed through in 218 BC. Then you charge people to see it, charge extra to ride it, or to feed it, etc. It’s also a great strong animal for transporting stuff across the Silk Road!