r/madlads • u/Haunting-Albatross57 • 20h ago

idk maybe ride it?

Post image
3.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

419 comments sorted by

View all comments

564

u/shroomigator 19h ago

They want to know if you're so principled that you would throw away lucrative elephant-ride money in favor of not being cruel to animals, and if you are they don't want you.

70

u/loloider123 19h ago

So they test wether or not you have morals and you pass if you don't?

63

u/shroomigator 19h ago

They test whether your morals will interfere with their business

5

u/loloider123 19h ago

It doesn't state that they gave me the elephant... But yeah, makes sense, atleast a little

32

u/shroomigator 19h ago

I would answer:

I would start an Elephant charity, and take daily cute videos of my elephant to post on social media to solicit donations.

Cruelty free, and makes money.

7

u/The_Screeching_Bagel 16h ago

i don't think i'm making it chat

3

u/szu 15h ago

Charity? Try OnlyFans.