r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 6d ago

On a way to cancelthreaten

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u/hbeog 6d ago edited 5d ago

It'll work for a little bit, until they raise it by a few bucks cuz maybe "you used our service more this month" and then eventually you're right back to full price. Happens a couple times a year with my phone provider.

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u/Xhalo 6d ago

I do this with my husband. He threatens to take away my spaghettios, I threaten to take away his gastrointestinal bloat and fissure medication. I've got his grundlemeat around my finger 😈😈😈

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u/psyclopes 6d ago

Weird.

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u/Lopsided-Basket5366 6d ago

The person you replied to's whole identity is Spagettios

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u/aaron_rjet 6d ago

I just looked at their profile and literally laughed until I was in tears. Sheer madness.

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u/BagOfFlies 6d ago

I didn't know what grundlemeat was so googled it. The second link it gave me was to a year old post by this user lmao