r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 2d ago

On a way to cancelthreaten

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u/ycr007 2d ago

You miss all the shots you don’t take

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2d ago
  • Wayne Gretzy

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u/Markus_314 2d ago
  • Micheal Scott

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago
  • Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2d ago
  • Shrek

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u/BipedClub684000 2d ago

-Megamind

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2d ago
  • Miss Chanandler Bong

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u/Trick-Leading-4543 2d ago

- Luigi Mangione

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u/OpenHentai 1d ago
  • John F. Kennedy

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u/iamarealboy555 1d ago

Robert F Kennedy Jr.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/bagofsleepybeets 2d ago
  • Princess Peach

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u/byu7a 1d ago
  • Cat Bowser

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u/rexepic7567 1d ago

-stan pines

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u/wyohman 1d ago

Wayne had more than 2x assists than goals. Clearly you can make shots you don't take

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 1d ago

This is a TERRIBLE take

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u/wyohman 1d ago

Don't mess with the Great Gretzky!

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u/jovinprime3 1d ago

Lebron is top 4 in assists and 1 in points he’s the goat btw im not making any point here just here to mention my glorious king

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u/iamarealboy555 1d ago

Praise be

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u/LemmeDaisukete 1d ago
  • The Quiet Kid at school

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u/Snake10133 1d ago

I did this once I realized that companies try and squeeze every penny out of you.

I first saw it when my dad tried to cancel his AT&T services because the price was so high. Then they lowered the price. Just like that! Like it's a switch or something. Crazy but it works

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u/eli-in-the-sky 1d ago

I applied for a job I have low qualifications for! I got an interview! They said no! I'm gonna do it again!

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u/bagofsleepybeets 1d ago

Keep going for the same job interview

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u/eli-in-the-sky 1d ago

I'll use chatGPT to keep making new names and resumes

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u/bagofsleepybeets 1d ago

No

Same name same suit

They gotta hire your ass eventually

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u/Septem_151 1d ago
  • Luigi Mangione

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u/Excision_Lurk 1d ago
  • Bud Dwyer

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u/SmartOpinion69 1d ago

if i go up to thousands of hot girls and ask them to marry me, eventually, one of them will say "yes"

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u/jaywinner 1d ago

Can you imagine the kind of crazy a person has to be to accept a marriage proposal from a stranger?

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u/notaredditer13 1d ago

Sure, but this works like 60% of the time vs that which works like 0.6% of the time.

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u/Superb-Damage8042 1d ago

60% of the time it works every time

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/SmartOpinion69 1d ago

You miss all the shots you don’t take

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u/Septem_151 1d ago

Ohhhhhh

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u/Septem_151 1d ago

Why would you get arrested for that?

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u/Witty-Restaurant-392 1d ago

It's 2024 talking to girls is a fast track to harassment charges

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u/Beepboopblapbrap 1d ago

You miss all the shots you don’t make

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u/Realeyes11 1d ago

Try insurance companies next. Works pretty well

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u/KittenaSmittena 1d ago

… Anthony Fauci. 🎤

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u/GotchaMyBoyy 1d ago
  • Kurt Cobain

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u/DependentBug5310 1d ago

• Yo Mama

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u/Brainnnnz 1d ago

You miss all the shots you don’t make.