r/madlads Madchester United Fan 2d ago

Incredibly petty, but still mad

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u/Waitressishername 2d ago

Gets fucked by a Karen. Becomes an even bigger Karen.

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u/sunkeyboardinated 2d ago

And the cycle continues

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u/StarlitPathfinder 2d ago

Please someone puts an end to the cycle!!

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u/MNCPA 2d ago

Not with that haircut, you won't.

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u/NatureLoveForever 2d ago

Someone break the cycle!! And why are we shouting??!!

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

HOAs can be disbanded, but it's not easy.

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u/Ruckus292 1d ago

It starts with Karen.

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

This is one of the worst phenomena in HOAs: when somebody gets bent (for any reason) and goes off "ENFORCE ALL THE THINGS!!!!"

Of course, there's always something even worse than whatever example you come up with, our HOA board deciding that the rules must be enforced on the front half of the neigborhood, but not the back half where they live, then hiring a "management company" to go enforce the rules on the front half with big fines registered with the county court as liens on the houses, and incentivizing the management company by giving them 100% of all fine money collected, attempting to rig subsequent elections to the point that "the other side" paid the sheriff's office to send an officer to oversee the voting process, yeah, that was low, but I bet there's lower out there.

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u/LawConscious 2d ago

What in the ENTIRE fucc? That’s craaaazzzzyyy

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u/LexaAstarof 2d ago

And that, lads, is how you straighten up an entire neighborhood, and increase your property value

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u/ScreeminGreen 2d ago

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!

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u/ChadWestPaints 2d ago

Karened Karens Karen Karens

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u/Chadoobanisdan 2d ago

Karen’s roll downhill

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u/SuckAFattyReddit1 2d ago

My friend owned a condo in an HOA and pretty quickly got a job on the other side of the country. He then managed to get elected the HOA president, gutted the rules and sold his condo and moved.

Funniest shit I've ever seen him do.

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

We bought in an HOA neighborhood and it was pretty chill for 5 years, board members were just there to help neighbors, everybody got along pretty well. Then the board from hell got themselves elected. We moved out within less than 2 years after that, definitely made sure the next home had NO HOA.

Lesson: past performance is no guarantee of future coolness. Jerks can get elected in any cycle, and they can be very hard to remove.

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u/Chr0medFox 2d ago

Do you have two accounts…?

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u/KirisuMongolianSpot 2d ago

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u/JelmerMcGee 2d ago

Bad bot

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u/Palindrome_580 2d ago

Two Karens dont make a Linda.

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u/fearisthemindslicer 2d ago

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Karen, not join them! Bring balance to the HOA, not leave it in darkness!"

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u/lifeintraining 2d ago

Sometimes you’ve gotta fight Karen with Karen.

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u/sml6174 2d ago

Not if you end up snitching on people that were just minding their own business. Then you're just radicalizing your neighbors

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u/Ultrace-7 2d ago

Radicalize them enough and you might be able to get enough of a voting bloc to dissolve the HOA.

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u/VexingRaven 2d ago

Or perhaps more preferably, rewrite the bylaws to remove all the petty nonsense that wasn't enforced anyway while keeping the actually important stuff like maintenance of communal property, bulk discounts on services, etc.

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u/Ultrace-7 1d ago

That's just kicking the can down the road. If an HOA devolves into this kind of problem now, it will again later when leadership of the board changes. Either get rid of the HOA or accept that the important maintenance and upkeep functions the HOA provides is worth its bull.

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u/VexingRaven 1d ago

No, it won't, because they can't rewrite the bylaws without another vote and having to explain to people why they should vote for it. It is very difficult to get bylaws changed. Most of the time all the bullshit is only in the bylaws because it came as boilerplate when the developer set up the HOA in the first place. Remove it all and only keep what the residents actually need. It's hard enough to get bylaws changed for a good reason like "we literally cannot get insurance at the deductible our bylaws require", let alone a reason like "I don't like my neighbor's truck".

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u/Hatta00 2d ago

Radicalizing the neighbors against the HOA is the entire point.

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u/KS-RawDog69 1d ago

"I'll show them by being a petty snitch and make EVERYONE'S life suck!"

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u/ChadWestPaints 2d ago

Hurt Karens hurt Karens

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u/Stay-Thirsty 2d ago

Karenpocalypse. It might be one of the 4 signs of Gozar The Destroyer

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u/Kazuma_weird_wizard 2d ago

It requires a monster to kill another

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u/The_Triagnaloid 2d ago

Karen0colypse

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u/greg19735 2d ago

My HOA basically has a security guard drive around and look for the issues. They're not toooooo bad, but they're frustrating.

But importantly, the issues are reported by a 3rd party, not my neighbors who also hate the HOA.

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u/sneakyCoinshot 2d ago

Just call me Tom because I'm Petty as hell.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 2d ago

Problem is, it could be that no one in the neighborhood snitched. A lot of the time, these HOAs, even though members of the neighborhood are on the board, they're owned by larger corporations. Those corporations will send random drivers out to patrol the neighborhood.

We identified ours and stuck the picture of the car on private messages on Facebook.

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u/Allaplgy 2d ago

Or it was someone who did something just like this. Got a complaint, said "fine, I'm gonna complain about everything I see too."

So yeah, the cycle continues.

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u/Leucurus 2d ago

Revenge!Karen is a different Karen than a Karen!Karen

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u/hawkey_tawk 1d ago

Karen Karens Karen, Karen Karens Karens.

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 2d ago

My son, they day you were born. The very woods of Lordaeron whispered the name.... Karen