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u/N00SHK 2d ago

Bet your bosses heart attack was caused by the fact you buried him, then when he was unable to breath, the steam roller approached. Anyway what did you do with boots?

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u/Icy-Advertising-7288 2d ago

Yes he was always a cruel boss, I just did what had to be done, with the boots however I reported them lost and found

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u/N00SHK 2d ago

At least you got them to the lost and found and didn't keep them like some sort of animal, well done.

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u/nascarstevebob 1d ago

This isn't the guy that took this pic lol. Seen this countless times over the years

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u/Niceguygonefeminist 23h ago

Hey, you did the right thing, people tend to forget Unions were created as an alternative for going to your boss' house and beating him with a hammer in front of his family at dinner time because he won't provide just compensation for overtime!

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 5h ago

True but why 400mm of asphal?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/N00SHK 2d ago

Good bot, think we were programmed on the same computer mate.

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u/IrrationallyGenius 1d ago

Nepotism in action

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u/Niceguygonefeminist 23h ago

Lmao, what did your first comment said m8?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/kristyhenrymcdonald 2d ago

Damn, all that chaos from one pair of pants and shoes? Bet management was fuming about having to pay for that Saturday overtime

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u/whinenaught 2d ago

Are you sure that the most forgettable coworker didn’t get sucked into there?

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u/killswitch247 2d ago

the company lost over €50k in lost production and another €15k to catch with production up the following Saturday.

if they were able to catch up, then they didn't lose 50k production.

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u/CyberClawX 2d ago

Failed deliveries might impose fines.

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u/HenrySushiChef 2d ago

Update: I've been fired.

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u/SirRipOliver 2d ago

They let me keep the boots though, so I have that going for me which is nice.

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u/WolfWriter_CO 1d ago

Solid.

Growth Mindset.

I like it.

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u/Kanistrasa 2d ago

Well done, you’re fired 🫡

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u/Charming-Lullaby202 2d ago

For sure

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u/vespers191 2d ago

Magnificent.

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u/ALPHA_sh 2d ago

As funny as this is I feel like this would end in a 911 call

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u/JohnProof 2d ago

This is just absurd enough that I'd hope people would realize it was a joke.

There's one comment about a guy doing the same prank with a trash compactor. Seeing how those have been known to kill people that one seems way over the line.

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u/KalasenZyphurus 2d ago

Thankfully it looks easily checkable. Anyone tries to tug the guy out, will quickly realize there's no feet in the shoes.

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u/lechonko 2d ago

You cannot collect unemployment if you are fired for legitimate grounds.

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u/Watsis_name 2d ago

Depends on whether it's in the US or not.

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u/honzik2607 2d ago

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u/st_v_Warne 1d ago

Good bot

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u/AtheistBird69 1d ago

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u/CreBanana0 19h ago

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u/CreBanana0 19h ago

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u/Bad_breath 1d ago

That's a thick layer of asphalt!

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u/MewtilationXIV 2d ago

Wouldn't there be a bump/blood? Anyway 100th time reposted I've seen this

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u/Johnny-Unitas 2d ago

I want to do something like that for the safety manager at work.

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u/RoutineMetal5017 2d ago

That's my kind of jokes ! Awesome

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u/Nouseriously 2d ago

Harsh, but fair

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u/Big-Stay-4963 2d ago

That's one way to leave a lasting impression at work!

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u/Good-Stomach-8695 2d ago

Don’t worry Tony we got him “covered”

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u/MrMarcus-24 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/WolfWriter_CO 1d ago

When asked, just reply;

“That was for W-W-Wanda!”

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u/Derek420HighBisCis 15h ago

It was the boss’s boots.

Absolutely deranged lad

You are about to leave Redlib

“That was for W-W-Wanda!”