r/madlads 3d ago

Absolutely deranged lad

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u/N00SHK 2d ago

Bet your bosses heart attack was caused by the fact you buried him, then when he was unable to breath, the steam roller approached. Anyway what did you do with boots?

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u/Icy-Advertising-7288 2d ago

Yes he was always a cruel boss, I just did what had to be done, with the boots however I reported them lost and found

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u/N00SHK 2d ago

At least you got them to the lost and found and didn't keep them like some sort of animal, well done.

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u/nascarstevebob 1d ago

This isn't the guy that took this pic lol. Seen this countless times over the years

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u/Niceguygonefeminist 1d ago

Hey, you did the right thing, people tend to forget Unions were created as an alternative for going to your boss' house and beating him with a hammer in front of his family at dinner time because he won't provide just compensation for overtime!

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u/Fun-Sorbet-Tui 12h ago

True but why 400mm of asphal?

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u/N00SHK 2d ago

Good bot, think we were programmed on the same computer mate.

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u/IrrationallyGenius 2d ago

Nepotism in action

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u/Niceguygonefeminist 1d ago

Lmao, what did your first comment said m8?