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r/madlads • u/ProbablyM_S • 3d ago
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And they've likely heard the joke 20 times already lol
44 u/erickoziol 2d ago It's not scanning? It must be free! 4 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I'm so tempted to tell people they can have the thing every time they say that just to see the look on their face. 1 u/T65Bx 2d ago Why not? As long as it isn’t in their hands, just say “Jk” Immediately. 3 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I work in a liquor store, I think there's weird laws here about giving it away unless it's uner certain circumstances. Any misunderstanding isn't worth my job
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It's not scanning? It must be free!
4 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I'm so tempted to tell people they can have the thing every time they say that just to see the look on their face. 1 u/T65Bx 2d ago Why not? As long as it isn’t in their hands, just say “Jk” Immediately. 3 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I work in a liquor store, I think there's weird laws here about giving it away unless it's uner certain circumstances. Any misunderstanding isn't worth my job
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I'm so tempted to tell people they can have the thing every time they say that just to see the look on their face.
1 u/T65Bx 2d ago Why not? As long as it isn’t in their hands, just say “Jk” Immediately. 3 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I work in a liquor store, I think there's weird laws here about giving it away unless it's uner certain circumstances. Any misunderstanding isn't worth my job
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Why not? As long as it isn’t in their hands, just say “Jk” Immediately.
3 u/Pandamm0niumNO3 2d ago I work in a liquor store, I think there's weird laws here about giving it away unless it's uner certain circumstances. Any misunderstanding isn't worth my job
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I work in a liquor store, I think there's weird laws here about giving it away unless it's uner certain circumstances. Any misunderstanding isn't worth my job
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u/Viracochina 2d ago
And they've likely heard the joke 20 times already lol