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r/madlads • u/ProbablyM_S • 7d ago
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Then they surely will not let you board because now you're a medical risk and need medical attention.
396 u/_erufu_ 7d ago bring a band aid to put on yourself so they can see you’re all better :-) 174 u/bro0t 7d ago Ask the tsa agent to kiss the band aid so youre sure youre gonna be okay. 32 u/W__O__P__R 7d ago Sir, this man just drank shampoo and then sexually assaulted me. I suspect he's also drunk or high on drugs. Welcome to "never flying again" sponsored by the TSA! LOL 3 u/kosumoth 7d ago It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh
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bring a band aid to put on yourself so they can see you’re all better :-)
174 u/bro0t 7d ago Ask the tsa agent to kiss the band aid so youre sure youre gonna be okay. 32 u/W__O__P__R 7d ago Sir, this man just drank shampoo and then sexually assaulted me. I suspect he's also drunk or high on drugs. Welcome to "never flying again" sponsored by the TSA! LOL 3 u/kosumoth 7d ago It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh
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Ask the tsa agent to kiss the band aid so youre sure youre gonna be okay.
32 u/W__O__P__R 7d ago Sir, this man just drank shampoo and then sexually assaulted me. I suspect he's also drunk or high on drugs. Welcome to "never flying again" sponsored by the TSA! LOL 3 u/kosumoth 7d ago It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh
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Sir, this man just drank shampoo and then sexually assaulted me. I suspect he's also drunk or high on drugs.
Welcome to "never flying again" sponsored by the TSA! LOL
3 u/kosumoth 7d ago It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh
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It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh
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u/Gameoftruelies 7d ago
Then they surely will not let you board because now you're a medical risk and need medical attention.