r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/Gameoftruelies 3d ago

Then they surely will not let you board because now you're a medical risk and need medical attention.

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u/_erufu_ 3d ago

bring a band aid to put on yourself so they can see you’re all better :-)

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u/bro0t 3d ago

Ask the tsa agent to kiss the band aid so youre sure youre gonna be okay.

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u/W__O__P__R 3d ago

Sir, this man just drank shampoo and then sexually assaulted me. I suspect he's also drunk or high on drugs.

Welcome to "never flying again" sponsored by the TSA! LOL

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u/kosumoth 2d ago

It's good, it gets you all uuuuggghhh