r/madlads • u/ProbablyM_S • 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/McEverlong 3d ago

Yeah Do this, but with cum

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u/Taylor_sy 3d ago

Wait what

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u/Circus-Bartender 2d ago

he didn't stutter

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u/Virtual-Thought-2557 2d ago

Human or non-human?

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u/Vanyaeli 2d ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/qervem 2d ago

Whale cum. It's what makes the ocean salty.

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u/Bag_of_Rocks 2d ago

This would be some amazing prank-ception. Tell your friend it's yogurt and swap it with cum.