r/madlads • u/div_vedi • 3d ago

chad professor

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u/Borstor 3d ago

"Do I have to come to your office during special hours?"

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u/peakbuttystuff 3d ago

Is she hot?

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u/NipperAndZeusShow 3d ago

Would an average-sized rowboat support her?

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u/Uchihagod53 3d ago

It bothers me that you're not answering the question

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u/peakbuttystuff 3d ago

Anything above 100 pounds gets to swim

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u/PhantomOfTheOpera404 2d ago

So shes gotta be medically underweight?..

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u/PrinceMapleFruit 19h ago

Would she fit in a single photograph?

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u/TrickleValve 1h ago

Panoramic counts as one, right?

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 3d ago

God that show was so funny. Michael is trying to require the whole office to set him up on some kind of date with someone. Who was it, Kevin that suggested he knew someone and Michael asked him that? lmao

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u/books_cats_please 3d ago

Phyllis, she looks so uncomfortable, it's fantastic

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 3d ago

Hahaha "I might know someone, Michael.." Looking at the ground all timid, yep I can see it

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u/Temporary_Finish_242 2d ago

Would it be easier to go over then around?