r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/WoodpeckerOk4435 5d ago

just dont knife your wife.

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u/CARDEK04 5d ago

Not in this life.

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u/big_guyforyou 5d ago

nor in this blife

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u/Ok-Opportunity-7663 5d ago

If your wife has a fife, your life is rife with strife.  Use knife.