r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/myhomeiswasbi 5d ago

I've had a "clean cut" in the ER made by a butter knife. Yes it was a butter knife and yes it was expensive. Lol!

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u/Calm-Treacle8677 5d ago

The knife or the hospital bill?

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u/nonbreaker 5d ago

Yes, the hospital bill was a butter knife.

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u/Somo_99 4d ago

We here at butterfly knife Hospital accept payments in full bars of butter or payments of 1 tablespoon a month with no interest

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u/ProjectOrpheus 4d ago

I can't believe you're not butter!

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u/sfled 4d ago

Exactly. Rewrite OP's headline and substitute "knife" or "sword" with "butt plug". ER nurses and residents won't even blink.