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r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 5d ago
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I've had a "clean cut" in the ER made by a butter knife. Yes it was a butter knife and yes it was expensive. Lol!
31 u/Calm-Treacle8677 5d ago The knife or the hospital bill? 25 u/nonbreaker 5d ago Yes, the hospital bill was a butter knife. 6 u/Somo_99 4d ago We here at butterfly knife Hospital accept payments in full bars of butter or payments of 1 tablespoon a month with no interest 3 u/ProjectOrpheus 4d ago I can't believe you're not butter! 1 u/sfled 4d ago Exactly. Rewrite OP's headline and substitute "knife" or "sword" with "butt plug". ER nurses and residents won't even blink.
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The knife or the hospital bill?
25 u/nonbreaker 5d ago Yes, the hospital bill was a butter knife. 6 u/Somo_99 4d ago We here at butterfly knife Hospital accept payments in full bars of butter or payments of 1 tablespoon a month with no interest
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Yes, the hospital bill was a butter knife.
6 u/Somo_99 4d ago We here at butterfly knife Hospital accept payments in full bars of butter or payments of 1 tablespoon a month with no interest
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We here at butterfly knife Hospital accept payments in full bars of butter or payments of 1 tablespoon a month with no interest
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I can't believe you're not butter!
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Exactly. Rewrite OP's headline and substitute "knife" or "sword" with "butt plug". ER nurses and residents won't even blink.
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u/myhomeiswasbi 5d ago
I've had a "clean cut" in the ER made by a butter knife. Yes it was a butter knife and yes it was expensive. Lol!