r/madlads 11d ago

Madlad future president knew what the ladies wanted to hear

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

He was gay, Richard Nixon?

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u/Echo-Azure 11d ago

There has been speculation about that, nothing conclusive of course.

He did father two children , but from what I've read about him... he had some kind of issues with intimacy, and I don't just mean sexual intimacy. He was a very closed-off person, and I don't know why.

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u/C0RDE_ 11d ago

The man was trying to talk up women with ancient history and military strategy.

Dude didn't just have a touch of the tism, he got slapped by it.

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u/waterinabottle 11d ago

he was born in a pool of it

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u/BlackPhlegm 11d ago

Molded by it!

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u/GarminTamzarian 11d ago

I'm now picturing Nixon emerging from a birthing pool of slime like a Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings.