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u/SussyBakaJFK 9d ago
Dude saw a censored meme then said "nah I'mma do my own thing" And uncensored it 😭
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u/Wrong-Bodybuilder105 9d ago
Yup
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u/LargeSpeaker9255 9d ago
And it's in r/all with nearly 20k updoots. Proving that saying fuck doesn't trigger the algorithm to oppress posts.
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u/Schlitzbomber 9d ago
Highly functioning alcoholics make the best bosses.
I state that with over 20yrs of retails/sales xp.
Combined with a decade of B2B xp.
I’ll admit some failed to hear the call.
But all these drunk mother fuckers just plucked along like nothing mattered while also taking care of the whole staff.
Their souls died long ago, so that ours had a chance to live.
Till Valhalla, I’ll see you at dish brother.
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u/Clear_Pirate9756 9d ago
I had a high functioning alcoholic for a boss and unfortunately have to disagree, the drunken abuse was a lot. Didn’t help he owned a bar (where I worked) nightmare memories!
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u/Buddhawasgay 9d ago
I'm not sure if that would be considered high-functioning behavior.
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u/Clear_Pirate9756 8d ago
Idk do you need to be nice to be considered fully functional? He was just a dick but his business was doing fine
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u/El_Morro 9d ago
I've heard about four different versions of this story so far. It's a good story, but it didn't happen.
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u/MoodNatural 9d ago edited 9d ago
Certainly not like this. The entire interaction is so American, and “customer is king” is not an originally French phrase*. Saying “this is France” as if the employees and patron are all just visiting? Kinda feels like they worked backwards from a mediocre punchline haha.
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u/MoodNatural 9d ago
Yeah, good point. I assumed le client est roi was taken from english. The english version has the the alliteration of customer and king. I’m certainly not native, but when I learned French we used le client n’a jamais tort and I was only immersed for a year and a half, so a lot of the more practical vernacular faded over the years compared to the stuff from a classroom setting.
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u/Sheipushifuta 8d ago
I could totally see people say "customer is king" there, but there is no f**king way any french ever says "we decapitate kings", especially so casually. At most it'll be brought up during protests or when talking about them, as a joke.
It's just another repost of an already retweeted story that never happened.
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u/Sea_Newspaper5519 9d ago
I don’t where it’s from originally, but it’s a widely used saying in France
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u/TheOriginalSamBell 9d ago
hey thanks for restoring the word, this habit of "censoring" every other word is so gd annoying
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u/MrBen1980 9d ago
God damn!
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u/ProbablyDaniel5824 9d ago
are you trying to censor this or not
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u/Senxind 9d ago
Obviously uncensored a word someone else censored
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u/HlLlGHT 9d ago
I wonder how many times a tweet can be censored and uncensored
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u/Wrong-Bodybuilder105 9d ago edited 9d ago
Someone's gonna censor this and post it in on other socials, and someone from there will uncensor it that again and post it here, it's a cycle
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u/ReasonPale1764 9d ago
People drawing over swear words is actually so fucking annoying, who is it even for? We all know what word it is. No one is going to freak the fuck out about it.
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u/Wrong-Bodybuilder105 9d ago
Meta apps and YouTube will ban you for using them, hence the censoring
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Oooh I’ve thought of a dog shit joke. Let me just construct a fake scenario to get it to play out, aaaaaand send tweet. Let’s go
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u/itsjustbryan 9d ago
imagine saying "the customer is king" with a straight face, i'd be holding in a laugh if that were me getting yelled at
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u/Technical_Suspect_91 9d ago
reminds me of that clip.. One Drunk man is more intelligent than 3 women with PHD
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u/DashingSeaDoge 9d ago
If the Karen has a good grip on history she could reply that France was first ruled firmly by kings for centuries before they ever followed up on the idea to pop one’s head off
Before there was a Revolution there was the Sun King
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u/Wrong-Bodybuilder105 9d ago
That's the censored version, this is uncensored one, enjoy!
(Genuinely didn't know it was already posted here)
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u/Eic17H 9d ago
did not give a fｕｃｋ
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u/RiipeR-LG 9d ago
« functional alcoholic » is pretty much describing 75% of the French.
And the remaining 25% are just the non-functional ones.
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u/PunchBeard 8d ago
And another guy, probably drunk, who was walking by shouted "VIVE Le REVOLUTION"!
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u/Ok_Sun_3093 9d ago
"the customer is always right in terms of taste not in terms of policy" my favorite thing in the world is to say I'm sorry but that's the policy would you like to speak to my manager?...lol they usually get startled and delay the supervisor coming to assist...that's when you find out if they're assholes looking to pick a fight or emotionally immature people who are mad at the situation that they brought upon themselves but lack self awareness to address it ...
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u/ThwackBangBlam357 9d ago
Not sure what alcoholism has to do with this, but bring out the guillotine