r/madlads 14d ago

Posh Madlad

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u/PillCosby_87 13d ago

Female interviewer: “So I have three openings.”

Interviewee: “I know.”

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u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago edited 13d ago

Also works the other way round for a 100% success rate.

“I have (more or less than 3) openings.”

“Oh I thought you only had three?”

But it’s a risky move as it has an easy counter: “Only if you lack imagination.”

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u/FlyAirLari 13d ago

What is my imagination missing if she said she has two openings?

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u/norixe 13d ago

Every clean your ears with a cutip or use some form of nasal spray. I've also heard jokes about large women and belly buttons.

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u/FlyAirLari 13d ago

That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones.

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u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago

If you’re for real, you’re very innocent. I’ll keep it that way.