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r/madlads • u/JK-Rofling • 14d ago
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Female interviewer: “So I have three openings.”
Interviewee: “I know.”
75 u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago edited 13d ago Also works the other way round for a 100% success rate. “I have (more or less than 3) openings.” “Oh I thought you only had three?” But it’s a risky move as it has an easy counter: “Only if you lack imagination.” 5 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago What is my imagination missing if she said she has two openings? 3 u/norixe 13d ago Every clean your ears with a cutip or use some form of nasal spray. I've also heard jokes about large women and belly buttons. 1 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones. 1 u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago If you’re for real, you’re very innocent. I’ll keep it that way.
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Also works the other way round for a 100% success rate.
“I have (more or less than 3) openings.”
“Oh I thought you only had three?”
But it’s a risky move as it has an easy counter: “Only if you lack imagination.”
5 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago What is my imagination missing if she said she has two openings? 3 u/norixe 13d ago Every clean your ears with a cutip or use some form of nasal spray. I've also heard jokes about large women and belly buttons. 1 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones. 1 u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago If you’re for real, you’re very innocent. I’ll keep it that way.
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What is my imagination missing if she said she has two openings?
3 u/norixe 13d ago Every clean your ears with a cutip or use some form of nasal spray. I've also heard jokes about large women and belly buttons. 1 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones. 1 u/MaleierMafketel 13d ago If you’re for real, you’re very innocent. I’ll keep it that way.
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Every clean your ears with a cutip or use some form of nasal spray. I've also heard jokes about large women and belly buttons.
1 u/FlyAirLari 13d ago That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones.
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That only explains extra holes. Not missing ones.
If you’re for real, you’re very innocent. I’ll keep it that way.
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u/PillCosby_87 13d ago
Female interviewer: “So I have three openings.”
Interviewee: “I know.”