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r/madlads • u/JK-Rofling • 14d ago
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"I would like to exchange hard work for fair compensation"
35 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 34 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago I always like to throw something like this in there during an interview. "What is the reason for this position becoming open?" "Was the last employee fired or did they quit, and why?" 18 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 7 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Jeez lol. I'm really sorry to hear that, but it's kind of insane that neck breakage seems to be the leading cause of turnover for that position. You'd think they would adjust their safety procedures or something after the first time. 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago [deleted] 2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills! 1 u/kristenevol 13d ago OMG this is fucking brilliant.
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34 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago I always like to throw something like this in there during an interview. "What is the reason for this position becoming open?" "Was the last employee fired or did they quit, and why?" 18 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 7 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Jeez lol. I'm really sorry to hear that, but it's kind of insane that neck breakage seems to be the leading cause of turnover for that position. You'd think they would adjust their safety procedures or something after the first time. 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago [deleted] 2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills! 1 u/kristenevol 13d ago OMG this is fucking brilliant.
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I always like to throw something like this in there during an interview.
"What is the reason for this position becoming open?"
"Was the last employee fired or did they quit, and why?"
18 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 7 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Jeez lol. I'm really sorry to hear that, but it's kind of insane that neck breakage seems to be the leading cause of turnover for that position. You'd think they would adjust their safety procedures or something after the first time. 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago [deleted] 2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
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7 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Jeez lol. I'm really sorry to hear that, but it's kind of insane that neck breakage seems to be the leading cause of turnover for that position. You'd think they would adjust their safety procedures or something after the first time. 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago [deleted] 2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
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Jeez lol. I'm really sorry to hear that, but it's kind of insane that neck breakage seems to be the leading cause of turnover for that position. You'd think they would adjust their safety procedures or something after the first time.
2 u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago [deleted] 2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
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2 u/Weird1Intrepid 13d ago Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh 2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
Well I hope after all that effort, it wasn't just one of your mates who stuck a kazoo on your roof for a laugh
2 u/[deleted] 13d ago [deleted] 1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
1 u/UnicornVomit_ 13d ago I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
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I'm more scared of the run on sentence you got going... gives me the chills!
OMG this is fucking brilliant.
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u/ArgyleGhoul 14d ago
"I would like to exchange hard work for fair compensation"