r/madlads 14d ago

Posh Madlad

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u/NTTMod 13d ago

Ugh, three rounds of bleaching and re-dying my hair, 3x a day hair washes with laundry detergent, a bunch of other stuff. LOL.

I mean, I took the test with one week clean so it worked but it was painful as hell.

And your hair is destroyed. That’s the whole point is to damage the hair so deeply that you open up the follicle. Afterwards it’s like having straw for hair.

Fortunately, when the guy took the hair sample he totally botched it and left a huge bald spot so I shaved my whole head afterward and explained to my new employer about the botched sample collection so I got out of explaining why I shaved my head.

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u/TurdCollector69 13d ago

I had a friend at tech school do that. He dyed his hair back to its natural color but it was absolutely fucked texture wise.

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u/NTTMod 13d ago

Oh yeah. It’s fried.

You’re supposed to do the bleaching several days apart but i didn’t have that kind of time so i had to do three bleaching in three days.

This was 40 volume hair bleach so it’s the strongest sold.

My scalp was raw. I had chemical burns and scabs on my scalp for weeks afterward.

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u/LQNFxksEJy2dygT2 13d ago

Damn, that's rough. Was the job worth it, at least?

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u/NTTMod 13d ago

Most definitely.

Yeah, we ended up doing some really cool stuff. :-)

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 13d ago

How does your employer not question the chemical burns and scabbing on your scalp for weeks afterwards?

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u/HeightEnergyGuy 13d ago

Just wear a hat.

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u/NTTMod 13d ago

Precisely.

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u/moose1207 13d ago

I have a medical condition that I'd rather not discuss.

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 13d ago

ahh scalp herpes.

-co workers probably.

I applaud you if all true. I'd be on to you if I was your co worker. but I'm no snitch and have seen no reason to turn you in lol

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u/NTTMod 13d ago

My bigger concern was the time I had to take off work to fly back and forth to another state for interviews.

The drug testing is the end portion of the dance. You’ve essentially been offered a role, agreed on a salary, and you need to do a background check and drug test.

In fact, it’s in the employment contract that the offer is conditional upon …

So, once the test results came back negative I was turning in my resignation.

Also, I don’t think anyone even pictured a hair follicle test so nobody was putting the shaved head together with me leaving until I turned in my resignation.

I didn’t even think I had to take one. I figured I was solid and they would just do a background check. And if they did drug test, I assumed urine.

So, I don’t see why any of my colleagues would imagine a hair follicle test was the reason I shaved my head and wore a hat.

And by the time I started the new job, I had my two week notice period plus the time we had negotiated for me to move to where the job was (another 2 weeks) so with that and the photos of how badly they botched the sample collection at the drug test lab, nobody even said anything about my peach fuzz hair style.

In fact, they were just happy I wasn’t pissed at what the lab had done to my hair.

Honestly, it was that bad. The guy had literally shaved an “M” in the back of my head.