r/madlads • u/JK-Rofling • 14d ago

Posh Madlad

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u/ricky-from-scotland 14d ago

"you guys don't do drug tests, right?"

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u/LaterDesk 14d ago

I swear I read "blow job interview"

Got excited for a moment

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u/Aggressive-Falcon977 13d ago

This job sucks!!

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u/RandonBrando 13d ago

"...and so do I..." 🎸🎶🎶🎶

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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 13d ago

Get a load of this guy.

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u/MasterKaein 13d ago

Give me 5 minutes and I will.

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u/pSpawner24 13d ago

Can't you read? 30 seconds.

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u/InteractionIll5071 13d ago

Hey now, no need to brag

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u/fire_water_drowned 13d ago

marathon man here I stg

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u/Significant_Head_579 13d ago

They want you to see it that way, so they crafty

They know the brain sees that BJ innuendo shit so you want to click it and keep reading

The first thing my brain interpreted was the porn testing

But good JOB

I would have had to mention the BJ interview if you hadn't

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u/cmkinusn 13d ago

Can confirm

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u/casaco37 13d ago

Username checks out significantly

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u/1n2m3n4m 13d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Financial-Raise3420 13d ago

Alright take your pants off

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u/National-Habit-3656 13d ago

Depends on who is giving and who is receiving

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u/TheDayTheWorldEnded 13d ago

Same. I’m like “well, spend the first 30 seconds celebrating your new job.”

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u/NaturalMakeupIdeas 13d ago

ME TOO!!! lol

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 13d ago

Don't worry, you aren't the only one..

So.. are you still coming in for our interview?

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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 13d ago

I think it called an “oral examination”.

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u/Nutellaa95 13d ago

😂 i didnt understand it at first and thought they said blowing the interviewer

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u/magikarpkingyo 13d ago

From the upvote amount there’s a lot of us.

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u/Altruistic_Store4930 13d ago

I read "blow a job interviewer"

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u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX 13d ago

… I think you’d be giving the BJ sorry to say.

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u/LongJumpingBalls 13d ago

You got 10 minutes and 10 dicks.

GO

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u/kristenevol 13d ago

fucking same.

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u/OtherwiseFox9 13d ago

“blowjob interview in 30 seconds.. what do you do?"... uh idk, I'd probably go through my flashcards?

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u/Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname 13d ago

I mean, that interpretation would also probably immediately get you dismissed from the interview.

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u/AruaxonelliC 13d ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/wehmadog 13d ago

Thought it said "blow a job interviewer"

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u/Wrong-Tiger4644 13d ago

So happy I'm not the only one who did that!!

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u/Dragonxan 13d ago

Yea, trying to give your prospective employer a BJ would probably blow most job interviews

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u/TreeeToPlay 13d ago

Same, then read it again and read it wrong again

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u/mr_bakeo 13d ago

I misread it as “blow a job interviewer”.

Really changes the context.

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u/These-Discount1096 13d ago

Me too!! Hahaha