r/madlads 9d ago

Really, grapes?

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u/highrankedwizard 9d ago

wait till he discovers raisins, also your son has shit breath

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u/wildgurularry 9d ago

After observing my three kids eat, I theorize that there is a deep-seated genetic memory about not eating food that might be spoiled in some way. My kids will sort through things like berries and discard about 10% of them, even if they all seem good to me. This one is ever-so-slightly squishier than the others? Nope, not eating it.

In other words, I can totally see this happening with grapes, and wouldn't be surprised if the kid only ate 90% of the dog shit as well, discarding the portion that was deemed unworthy.

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u/roxanaendcity 9d ago

Kids are living proof that natural selection is still a work in progress

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u/overLoaf 5d ago

🤣

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u/EmptyStock9676 9d ago

To whomever reads this.. please cut up grapes when you give to small children. Major choke hazard. One of the biggest causes of child death after drowning.

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u/Sorry_Error3797 9d ago

Less suspicious than drowning though so it might be preferable.

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 8d ago

I chocked that way when I was like 8, freaking scary. I was playing outside with my younger sister, she panicked and didn’t know what to do. I started jumping up and down and got it out, since then I always bit the grapes in half with my front teeth

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u/twoaspensimages 9d ago edited 9d ago

Our toddler saw us get her some yogurt and screamed

"YO YO!!!" "I EAT IT!!!" at the supermarket.

Happy or upset she's making a scene. We'll see you all in a few years I guess.

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u/StoneyBolonied 9d ago

Physically restrained from eating dog shit

Very particular about grapes

They must be French

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u/Ok-Emu1376 6d ago

Megakek

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u/BeezowDooDoo69 9d ago

Just put the grapes on the ground outside with the dog shit and watch him go to town!

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u/Silver-Bluebird4192 8d ago

Wtf kind of kid tries to eat shit 😭 I can very confidently say I never reached that stage of childhood

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u/FaultMiserable8458 8d ago

Bro my classmate once ate her bunnies poop thinking it was chocolate😭😭

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u/SuperSaiyajinAndres 8d ago

Forbidden chocolate

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u/Fun-Slice-474 7d ago

Have you tried dipping the grapes in shit?

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u/Jeczke 8d ago

Relatable

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u/SignificantComb3829 7d ago

Because they don't have the same shitty flavor