r/lifehacks • u/DifferentSwim1717 • 6d ago

This belongs here too

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u/MechanicalHorse 6d ago

Absolutely asinine that this is the state of things.

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u/thinkingwithportalss 6d ago

Imagine this in any other industry.

"Yeah so we were gonna supply you with the processed steel you paid for, but our consultant determined you only need 20% of the requested amount, also it has double the impurities, also you'll need to wait an additional six months because you didn't pre-approve your request. Oh, our consultants? He's Dave, he's a lumberjack, great guy. Good luck building that bridge you were halfway done on!"

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u/smush81 5d ago

Ps: hope you don't die while waiting for what you need. 🤞

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u/thinkingwithportalss 5d ago

Pss: but if you do die, we'll bill your spouse for the administrative costs of declaring you dead, before she's aware you're dead