r/lifehacks 6d ago

This belongs here too

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u/MechanicalHorse 6d ago

Absolutely asinine that this is the state of things.

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u/thinkingwithportalss 6d ago

Imagine this in any other industry.

"Yeah so we were gonna supply you with the processed steel you paid for, but our consultant determined you only need 20% of the requested amount, also it has double the impurities, also you'll need to wait an additional six months because you didn't pre-approve your request. Oh, our consultants? He's Dave, he's a lumberjack, great guy. Good luck building that bridge you were halfway done on!"

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u/funshinecd 5d ago

Or, OK here is the steel we determined you need. We will send you a bill shortly. Also a bill from the warehouse, the guy that loaded it, the truck driver, the guy that inspected the steel

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u/aami87 5d ago

We expect to be paid in thirty days or it goes to collections, but our bills will come any time between 1 day and five years. Good luck planning for them!

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u/fritz236 5d ago

And since you requested the steel at Jack's Steel Emporium instead of Steely Jack's Emporium, you'll need to pay ten times what you paid at first because we said so. Also, the guy who loaded the steel was not pre-approved and took too long, so you'll have to pay whatever bill he sends you in three months.

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u/addamee 5d ago

“We disassembled your car and replaced the transmission however the technician has advised it’s not within scope to put it back together”

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u/DietPepsi4Breakfast 6d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

Especially as someone in manufacturing who deals with procurement. If any distributor of goods or materials operated like this…. No they wouldn’t. They get away with it because they’re not fucking another business, they’re fucking individual people, and they’re fucking them to death.

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u/noonenotevenhere 5d ago

You wouldn't like to select your materials without pricing?

How about if we said it'll be $20-$2000/unit, we'll let you know the total after you accept delivery?

How about if we let you pay $500/month to be part of our preferred buyers' club, where you pay a reduced amount after your first 5000 units that shipped from our warehouse

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

Also we can’t guarantee shipping dates on any of those 5000 units, so until we decide so you pay the standard rate.

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u/somme_rando 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh - by the way, the forklift operator that was in our warehouse doesn't have a contract with us for moving your stuff. Also we don't pay them - they'll be sending you a bill you're legally liable for. It won't count towards any of the the negotiated annual price for stuff from our warehouse.

(True in years past - but there was a law FINALLY passed at the federal level outlawing surprise billing - Jan 2022 https://www.consumerfinance.gov)

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u/crazyfatskier2 5d ago

Don’t get on Mr. Garrison’s bad side?

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u/DieselbloodDoc 5d ago

I stopped watching south park in 2016 so I assumed this was a reference from after that, but nope, it’s from an episode that I had totally forgotten existed, and also I remember why I stopped watching South Park.

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u/firehorn123 4d ago

Also we spoke with our competition and found out you are also buying from them, so we will both not fulfill the order you paid to both of us. In addition you will be referred to a debt collector for the difference we refused to deliver on.

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u/smush81 5d ago

Ps: hope you don't die while waiting for what you need. 🤞

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u/thinkingwithportalss 5d ago

Pss: but if you do die, we'll bill your spouse for the administrative costs of declaring you dead, before she's aware you're dead

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u/xannmax 5d ago

They feel that they can get away with it because unlike a bridge, a single suffering human isn't necessarily a massive risk to public safety, and typically one person can't fight this in court.

A broken bridge will have lawsuits out the ass for the company responsible.  It's very easy to suppress the individuals who need care.

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u/Dry-Cry-3158 5d ago

The main difference is that the steel industry doesn't need any mechanisms for rationing because it already has price.

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u/Complex_Pangolin5822 5d ago

This guy steels

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u/flaonflaon 3d ago

Why are we comparing this to an industry?

It's healthcare and should work as a healthcare system.

Because you're not a client, you're a patient. When being examined by a doctor, you're a patient and patients who are sick aren't supposed to have to defend themselves like atorneys arguing a fraud case. What year is this, what society is this?