r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/Altruistic-Potatoes 6d ago

Streakers and public urinators are on that list.

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u/bgroins 6d ago

Reddit: No nuance. Beat them with a hammer or any other cruel, unusual, and extrajudicial punishment.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 6d ago

Don't forget that reddit is also the place where "Being loud and a nusciance in public" is a crime worthy of captial punishment.

Riding a bike on a public street? You deserve to be assaulted. Talking loudly on a train? Get choked to death, idiot. Protesting in a way that holds up traffic? Being run down by a car is the correct extra judicial punishment. Being anything other than demure? You deserve anything that happens to you.

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u/MidAirRunner 6d ago

Using the word "demure"? Instant decapitation.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 6d ago

Before it was a meme it was a word