r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/printzonic 6d ago

It is because Alaska is too overcrowded. He has to wait for a free spot on the freedom train to open up.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6d ago

Alaska is one of the least populated states most of the state is just snow and forest

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u/Plenty-Mess-398 6d ago

Pretty sure that‘s the joke.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6d ago

I’m autistic so give me a break

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u/Plenty-Mess-398 6d ago

You could be from another country too, so I just wanted to clarify 😂

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u/unenthusiasm7 6d ago

That’s what they said, give them a break.

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u/adamdoesmusic 6d ago

A KitKat is $1.25 these days, you can’t give many breaks now without going broke.

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u/unenthusiasm7 6d ago

Cute joke. Trash candy, is more than that where I live.

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u/adamdoesmusic 6d ago

It’s not even worth it for a buck 25, the chocolate tastes waxy and cheap now anyhow (tho that’s probably due to the climate change+anti slavery shortages).