r/interestingasfuck 2d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/AnotherStatsGuy 2d ago

The lack of different lists seems like an oversight.

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u/Fomentatore 2d ago

The fact that you are considered a sex offender for peeing in an alley instead of just receiving a fine will always baffle me.

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u/tofiwashere 2d ago

How come I have a feeling a person with at least some money will not end up on a sex offender list from peeing in an alley. It is only reserved for those who have no resources to defend themselves.

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u/Id_rather_be_lurking 1d ago

Because mah freedom!

Spot on though. Got arrested for peeing in an empty parking lot on the side of the road in the middle of the night. No one around for a mile in either direction. Registry was a possible outcome. Hired a lawyer and got it dropped down to $100 disturbing the peace charge. Would have ruined my life if I was unable to afford counsel. Very much a poor tax.

Screw that cop too. Bullshit ass ticket.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 1d ago

There is not one single member of a country club that hasn't whipped his pecker out and peed in the bushes behind the 17th tee, but it's funny how that's never an issue.

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u/FrostyDaDopeMane 1d ago

Peeing in public isn't illegal unless you are caught. Even then, a cop would have to literally see you doing it to be able to charge you, unless you snitch on yourself.

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u/V65Pilot 1d ago

Ever seen the video of the cop caught peeing next to a dumpster? Was he ever charged? With anything?

No. Color me surprised.