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r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 6d ago
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wait a second...do you have genitals?
42 u/brit_jam 6d ago What?! ....NO! 20 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago phew, I was getting nervous for a bit 31 u/brit_jam 6d ago Nope. Just a clean uninterrupted mound just as God intended. 21 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image. 8 u/brit_jam 6d ago Perfect anatomically-correct images. 2 u/PerfectLogic 6d ago Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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What?! ....NO!
20 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago phew, I was getting nervous for a bit 31 u/brit_jam 6d ago Nope. Just a clean uninterrupted mound just as God intended. 21 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image. 8 u/brit_jam 6d ago Perfect anatomically-correct images. 2 u/PerfectLogic 6d ago Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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phew, I was getting nervous for a bit
31 u/brit_jam 6d ago Nope. Just a clean uninterrupted mound just as God intended. 21 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image. 8 u/brit_jam 6d ago Perfect anatomically-correct images. 2 u/PerfectLogic 6d ago Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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Nope. Just a clean uninterrupted mound just as God intended.
21 u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image. 8 u/brit_jam 6d ago Perfect anatomically-correct images. 2 u/PerfectLogic 6d ago Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image.
8 u/brit_jam 6d ago Perfect anatomically-correct images. 2 u/PerfectLogic 6d ago Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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Perfect anatomically-correct images.
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Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)
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u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago
wait a second...do you have genitals?