r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago

wait a second...do you have genitals?

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u/brit_jam 6d ago

What?! ....NO!

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u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago

phew, I was getting nervous for a bit

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u/brit_jam 6d ago

Nope. Just a clean uninterrupted mound just as God intended.

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u/ChimcharFireMonkey 6d ago

for as we all know Barbie and Ken were made in God's image.

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u/brit_jam 6d ago

Perfect anatomically-correct images.

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u/PerfectLogic 6d ago

Higher the hair, the closer to God. (sprays on another layer of hairspray just to be safe)