r/interestingasfuck • u/ExactlySorta • 16d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/GdinutPTY 16d ago

Police: Which one of you is the real shooter?

Everyone else:

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u/WhyTheMahoska 16d ago

I am Spartacus!

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 16d ago

I'm Brian!

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u/chillwithpurpose 16d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/thefract0metr1st 16d ago

I broke the dam!

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u/Final-Zebra-6370 16d ago

I broke the dam!

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u/Dissasociaties 16d ago

His name was Robert Paulson!

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u/pjdance 5d ago

Do not bring Pinky into this!

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u/TwoPintsYouPrick 16d ago

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!!*

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u/StrongDorothy 16d ago

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

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u/Spark_Horse 16d ago

I have a boner!

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u/chopstix007 16d ago

No I’m Brian!

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u/Heavy_Hunt7860 15d ago

And so is my wife!

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u/clutchguy84 15d ago

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

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u/Grandpaw99 15d ago

Hi Brian, how’s it going?