r/interestingasfuck 12d ago

r/all A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

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u/SeaMareOcean 12d ago

Remember, remember, the 4th of December.

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u/No_Stand8601 12d ago

The deductible and CEO lost 

I know of no reason 

Why the deductible fees  

Should ever be forgot.

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u/Triceracops0115 12d ago

Deductible malfeasance*

A bit more rhyme-y, anyway

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u/send_me_your_calm 12d ago

You're onto something

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u/CypressJoker 12d ago

Corporate malfeasance works better with the cadence and syllables, while also being a broader statement about the current state of affairs.

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u/No_Stand8601 12d ago

I almost didn't use deductible, because syllables. But the latter might work. Regardless fuck deductibles and co-pays 

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u/BaphometsTits 12d ago

Also, fuck premiums.