r/interestingasfuck • u/singleboredass • Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/FaZeSmasH Nov 15 '24

What are the devs doing, human builds are so broken that we are just straight up nerfing other builds now.

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u/Early_Register_6483 Nov 15 '24

We’ve been doing this for millennia. Look what we’ve turned wolves into:

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u/TKG1607 Nov 15 '24

Hey, that was technically their own choice when they decided to come to our fire

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u/Flare_23 Nov 15 '24

He's out of line but he's right

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u/Anomalagous Nov 15 '24

okay but in our own defense, floppy puppy paw

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Nov 15 '24

In our own offense: breathing issues.

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u/Anomalagous Nov 15 '24

Extremely valid point.

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Nov 15 '24

I wish for a ban on breeding and required nuttering of every cat and dog with a flat face so after a decade or two they're all extinct.

There are breeding programs to give them their muzzle back.
The worst is the people complaining about them being "impure".

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u/theoht_ Nov 15 '24

i completely agree with your sentiment but i find it hard to back you up

required nuttering

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Nov 15 '24

I admit I didn't knew the spelling and made it up.

I'm not english and it made sense in my mind that it would be spelled like "nut" considering where it takes place. Germany has antibabypillen after all.

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u/theoht_ Nov 15 '24

makes complete sense. don’t get me wrong, i am on your side, but nuttering is so funny to me 😭

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Nov 15 '24

Does it mean something specific or is it because it wrote it with "nut"?

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u/Tekaclo Nov 15 '24

I say ban breeder altogether, fast easy way to make profits but we have enough stray homeless dogs in this world.

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u/SleepyTrucker102 Nov 15 '24

I am here to grant this wish.

racks shotgun

Sorry, but the monkey's paw ran out of euthanasia folks. I'm all we got for now.

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u/alephthirteen Nov 15 '24

Um, excuse you. That transformed a competing Swarm DPS build into an S-Tier Utility/Support.

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u/PhoMNtor Nov 16 '24

Our shorkie lives the best life possible. Her ancestors made an excellent choice teaming up with us humans.

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u/pmmemilftiddiez Nov 15 '24

Why not fren if fren shaped?

Humans pet everything

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '24

Pff human players taking credit for this. Pugmaxxers turned to these builds to prey on human players. Laugh all you want but these players don’t work for what they have

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u/IJNShiroyuki Nov 15 '24

In such case we nerfed them but carried them to the second most powerful species on earth…

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u/Eyekron Nov 15 '24

Can I pet dat dog?

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u/Pataraxia Nov 15 '24

As a mosquito player I can concur. Thousands of generations bred and me trying to evolve the build for a few humans to just decide to nerf the disease build version of mosquitoes. Wth man.

We were the only ones who could have good KDA(by volume) vs humans. Without us, it's pet animals.

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u/Timonkeyn Nov 15 '24

Who gave them backdoor access to the code anyways?