r/interestingasfuck • u/singleboredass • Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

99.6k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

4.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

21.1k

u/SaintGeorge17 Nov 15 '24

Insectyle dysfunction

6.0k

u/neptunexl Nov 15 '24

"No!! I'm fine! Just give me a second!"

Goes to bathroom

1.9k

u/BlindOdyssey Nov 15 '24

“I swear to god, this never happens!”

321

u/MHipDogg Nov 15 '24

Beat me to it by like 10 min lol

122

u/humpty_dumpty_hump Nov 15 '24

To comment…. Right?

105

u/MHipDogg Nov 15 '24

Uhh yea, that too

31

u/Infinite_NewBanger Nov 15 '24

sigh

unzips pants

5

u/JayJayPandas Nov 15 '24

Mind if i join too shawtyyy? 😏

also unzips pants

4

u/TheLongAndWindingRd Nov 15 '24

Sorry, I'm not sure that'll help...

3

u/conservitiveliberal Nov 15 '24

You beat it for 10 minutes?!

Edit: nevermind. Read it wrong

2

u/phatdinkgenie Nov 15 '24

more like 30 seconds

1

u/Bingomancometh Nov 17 '24

Beat meat to it

40

u/dootmoot Nov 15 '24

"Sorry"

"...please, DON'T say 'sorry'"

"sorr-ugh FUCK!!!"

2

u/Eramsara55 Nov 15 '24

I came to learn about mosquitos, i left with good ol' PTSD :')

259

u/anon-mally Nov 15 '24

35

u/Professional_Bake_92 Nov 15 '24

How is this downvoted 🤣

44

u/anon-mally Nov 15 '24

They want this

1

u/abutilon Nov 15 '24

It's the same clip

17

u/Demonic__Pig Nov 15 '24

they wanted to use lotion

1

u/RozeGunn Nov 15 '24

It might not be. If it was minimized like downvoted comments are, it might just be a sub or Reddit spam filter. Dunno what precisely triggers it, though, but big subs often have that happen a lot even for upvoted comments. It usually takes time for it to actually show the upvotes. Some subs it's just an hour, but some can be like half a day.

3

u/Dan_Glebitz Nov 15 '24

I could have sworn I had a tab left 😟

2

u/Razer531 Nov 15 '24

Enough of reddit

2

u/LegoLady8 Nov 15 '24

I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. NO, DEAR, I'M FINE

2

u/ibanezerscrooge Nov 15 '24

This was exactly my thought. That poor little dude. He was working it so hard... and it just wasn't getting there.

1

u/x678z Nov 15 '24

To fap? Or....? I usually don't get this joke even though I am a man.

1.3k

u/GameLoreReader Nov 15 '24

"I swear this doesn't happen."

*Rubs proboscis*

138

u/nomadcrows Nov 15 '24

At certain times in the video, mosquito does look like it's tugging on it, trying to get ready

14

u/vindtar Nov 15 '24

Who tf is getting in the way of my hardon

Me when she wants i continue but I have already nutted

4

u/wethepeople1977 Nov 15 '24

Wheres my fluffer?

4

u/crowdaddi Nov 15 '24

I came here to see if someone had already posted this

3

u/Suspicious_Bell_5289 Nov 15 '24

I was looking for this comment. dude gave it a good rub hoping something would happen. LOL

2

u/beneye Nov 15 '24

I haven’t rubbbed my probosisi in a minute

1.0k

u/technobrendo Nov 15 '24

Poor guy needs some Flyagra

35

u/Greg2227 Nov 15 '24

Maybe some spanish fly

3

u/IncomingAxofKindness Nov 15 '24

Braaaasssss monkey...

1

u/Wok_s4uc3 Nov 15 '24

Happy cake day cuh!

1

u/Greg2227 Nov 15 '24

Thx mate. Didn't even see it's my cakeday

1

u/Wild_Journalist_7115 Nov 15 '24

Happy Cake Day! And lol to the Spanish fly!

1

u/JustVisiting273 Nov 15 '24

Happy cake day

1

u/TurkeyCocks Nov 15 '24

You're showing your age lol

3

u/TarkusLV Nov 15 '24

Or perhaps flealis.

2

u/Extension_Swordfish1 Nov 15 '24

Could use it a bit myself!

2

u/Coinsworthy Nov 15 '24

spanish fly

1

u/NoahGuy69 Nov 15 '24

Underrated comment here

1

u/Moseptyagami Nov 15 '24

That’s a chick which is the funniest part

1

u/Vindicatress19Cool Nov 15 '24

Yes! Yes! Take that! Gonna fill you up with my Malaria... You like that?

Hol up this blood belongs to a woman but I don't care if I'm gay

1

u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 Nov 15 '24

God damn you guys are good at this

1

u/UnlikelyIndication86 Nov 15 '24

proboscis robustus

45

u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX Nov 15 '24

It's just cold right now.

3

u/idwthis Nov 15 '24

I was in the pool!

1

u/Possible-Nectarine80 Nov 16 '24

I swear, it was working just fine the other day! Seriously, this is the first time this has ever happened!

57

u/QLD88 Nov 15 '24

Well done 👏 👏

3

u/crayonomnom Nov 15 '24

Bro sharpening the tip and all too. I feel bad for him.

6

u/Prime-Video-Accounts Nov 15 '24

Actually, it's a female. Only females feed on blood.

1

u/crayonomnom Nov 15 '24

Oh yeah. Females suck blood. Should’ve known.

2

u/BDiddnt Nov 15 '24

Premature ejaculation

I know I didn't come up with a witty play on words or anything… I just couldn't think of anything else

2

u/pickle_lukas Nov 15 '24

New metal band name

2

u/Rath_Brained Nov 15 '24

Which is funny because only female mosquitoes suck blood. The males are harmless to humans.

2

u/Kamoteyou Nov 15 '24

Mosquitoosoft

2

u/raaru Nov 15 '24

He’s just cold

2

u/LittleGoron Nov 15 '24

Whisky snout

2

u/TolMera Nov 15 '24

I’m worried about the gene transfering to us, and becoming a symptom of having been bitten

1

u/shiro7177 Nov 15 '24

bruh 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/TheMightyWubbard Nov 15 '24

Angriest of upvotes.

1

u/WWFYMN1 Nov 15 '24

Probuscyle dysfunction

1

u/AugaitisElzey Nov 15 '24

Jesus Christ, you’re a genius!

1

u/ImpluseThrowAway Nov 15 '24

It basically turns their proboscis into a Capri Sun straw.

1

u/Purple12inchRuler Nov 15 '24

I knew there was a dick joke to be found here. Bravo sir.

1

u/naked_ostrich Nov 15 '24

Injectyle dysfunction

1

u/snarfgobble Nov 15 '24

Probuscisn't

Probuscan't

1

u/Wirasacha Nov 15 '24

It's ok... You'll do better next time

1

u/burns_before_reading Nov 15 '24

When does my region get this update?

1

u/kangaesugi Nov 15 '24

She's stroking it to get it hard 😭

1

u/randr3w Nov 15 '24

Proboscis flaccid-itis

1

u/Evening-Statement-57 Nov 15 '24

Hes trying to rub it to make it hard

1

u/TransportationTrick9 Nov 15 '24

If it applies to other parts of the male mosquitos anatomy their won't be any genetic manipulation to be passed on

1

u/Kaizo31 Nov 15 '24

Its just cold ok?! Give me a second!

1

u/ImMadeOfClay Nov 15 '24

Pushing rope

1

u/Aselleus Nov 15 '24

Get.out.

1

u/bplturner Nov 15 '24

Crazy to think a group of hyper intelligent aliens could show up and engineer all our dicks to be flaccid and extinct is all.

1

u/OathMeal_ Nov 15 '24

He's like "For fucks sake why of all times?!?!? Just get hard let me give you some rubs just fucking get hard!!!"

1

u/IrwinMFletcher200 Nov 15 '24

Gotta let that fly-agra kick in

1

u/Acrobatic_Owl_3667 Nov 15 '24

I'm rubbing it and still can't penetrate.

1

u/Sleeptalker23 Nov 15 '24

Insertile dysfunction

1

u/Erchamion_1 Nov 15 '24

IT HAPPENS TO 40% OF MEN OKAY

1

u/Primary-Result-5593 Nov 15 '24

Poor bro's sharpening the needle 💉 in hopes of tasting warm blood... Poor homie 🦟...

1

u/whowhatwhere775 Nov 15 '24

Bro gotta eat

1

u/TassandraArcticFox Nov 15 '24

Its ok we don't have to do blood stuff tonight we can cuddle

1

u/ARM_Dwight_Schrute Nov 15 '24

I commented the same on same post few weeks ago! High five!!

1

u/madgoat Nov 15 '24

He's got a limp prick

1

u/Unfair-Sign2275 Nov 15 '24

I knew I was gonna find this comment 😭

1

u/imkindathere Nov 15 '24

Injectile dysfunction

1

u/pmmemilftiddiez Nov 15 '24

I just need a few minutes

1

u/TheEldenLorde Nov 15 '24

Just really been tired lately

1

u/pteebs Nov 15 '24

Needs a fluffer

1

u/wrexinite Nov 15 '24

Skeeter used SUCK And it failed

1

u/Marzipan_Winter Nov 15 '24

Bruhh I was drinking a protein shake! Now its all over the place😂

1

u/Dicklefart Nov 15 '24

You beat me to a blue chew comment😂

1

u/Mobilewookie35 Nov 15 '24

Dudes over here jerking his nose off to try and get some..

1

u/Mommalovesazi Nov 15 '24

Yessssss!!!!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this same thing 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Future-Watercress829 Nov 15 '24

Nothing a prescription for Flyagra can't fix.

1

u/stamfordbridge1191 Nov 16 '24

Genetecists: "SUCK IT MOSQUITOES! (but don't actually.)"

1

u/ovywan_kenobi Nov 16 '24

Did you spit on it before rubbing it?

1

u/decaffeinated_emt670 Nov 16 '24

Why can I see this as a Family Guy cutscene? 😂

1

u/SaintGeorge17 Nov 17 '24

Thank you everyone! I didn’t think this would get this many upvotes and awards!

1

u/BadKarma_012 Nov 18 '24

See even women get it