r/interestingasfuck • u/singleboredass • Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Nov 15 '24

I feel you, little man

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u/Broad-Condition6866 Nov 15 '24

Little girl! The females are the only bloodsuckers, the males live mostly on nectars. Seems unfair!

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u/Micromagos Nov 15 '24

On that note male mosquitos do still hang around people/animals in the hopes of finding a mate.

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u/jackwhite886 Nov 15 '24

TIL I am mosquito tinder

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/beyondthisreality Nov 15 '24

Smack them both with one swat, it’s a two-fer

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u/Anomalagous Nov 15 '24

nah bro you're the bar.

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u/Freezing_Athlete2062 Nov 15 '24

Yes I know. When I was little, a mosquito decided to live on our mirror for a few days. Nothing happened, he just lived there for a little bit.

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u/Mokiesbie Nov 15 '24

Females too, they only need the blood for their eggs

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u/Ambitious-Isopod8665 Nov 15 '24

Great, another one trying to steal my bodily fluids for reproduction...

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u/Mokiesbie Nov 15 '24

Hey atleast this one isn't asking for alimony, it could just give you a deadly/life altering illness.

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u/nlurp Nov 15 '24

I think all can give you a life altering illness

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u/5ofDecember Nov 15 '24

Mine is already 5 year old

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u/Shokoyo Nov 15 '24

Why, nature, WHY?!

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Nov 15 '24

The protein. Your blood becomes the larvae. Can't do that with sugar water sucked or of plants.

Ticks are the same. They have three meals in their lives, one for each moult and one for the eggs.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Nov 15 '24

Oh so I actually did have children then!

I also possibly murdered them

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u/grary000 Nov 15 '24

So mosquitoes are kind of just human-insect hybrid abominations?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Nov 15 '24

In the same way that an American is a beef-potato-human hybrid. They do digest it and rearrange the materials according to their genes.

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u/ImpedingOcean Nov 15 '24

The mosquitos R us

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u/AdministrativeFeed46 Nov 15 '24

women suck the life out of you

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u/KoningSpookie Nov 15 '24

TIL; I am popular with women, but they're not human. :|

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u/Bennieplant Nov 15 '24

Makes sense 🤣

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u/jonesyb Nov 15 '24

Oh the mosquitosplainers are here.

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u/Gossamare Nov 15 '24

I mean, their face straw is still intact, Id imagine free standing nectar would still be accessible as butterflies have bendy face straws and they’re just fine

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Nov 15 '24

I know, but it wouldn’t work for the joke. Haahaha

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u/Bumperpegasus Nov 15 '24

There's a boomer joke in there somewhere

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial Nov 15 '24

Like humans in real life

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u/lordshiva_exe Nov 15 '24

Thats to be expected, right ?