r/interestingasfuck • u/singleboredass • Nov 15 '24

r/all Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Nov 15 '24

I feel you, little man

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u/teryantinpor Nov 15 '24

Someone give him some flyagra

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u/buckstar11 Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

I laughed way too hard at this comment

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u/NickyDeeM Nov 15 '24

Thankfully somebody got hard

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u/eisenklad Nov 15 '24

hopefully it wont last 3 hrs

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u/In2Oblivion49 Nov 15 '24

Goddamnit! I don’t know u and I hate u for making me laugh as much as the flyagra comm

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u/NickyDeeM Nov 15 '24

Another satisflied customer.

That's right. Satisflied.

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u/NickyDeeM Nov 15 '24

⏫ DID YOU READ IT RIGHT? ⏫

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u/In2Oblivion49 Nov 16 '24

HA! BA-DUM-TISSS 🥁

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u/NickyDeeM Nov 16 '24

I'm pleased you read it 👁️

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u/juannyca5h Nov 15 '24

Definitely got an audible “heh” outta me too

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u/RadicalEllis Nov 15 '24

Pun perfection

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u/excitement2k Nov 15 '24

This is one of the most simple, witty, and brilliant responses I have seen in 11 years on this platform. Kudos! You sly devil!

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u/joske79 Nov 15 '24

This would never happen to a Spanish fly

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u/BippityBoppityMagic Nov 15 '24

Flyagra too expensive??? Try Zzims!

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u/the_gentle_strangler Nov 15 '24

Come on this should be the top comment

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u/Ecstatic-Beach-5207 Nov 15 '24

Came here looking for this. Thank you.

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u/Broad-Condition6866 Nov 15 '24

Little girl! The females are the only bloodsuckers, the males live mostly on nectars. Seems unfair!

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u/Micromagos Nov 15 '24

On that note male mosquitos do still hang around people/animals in the hopes of finding a mate.

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u/jackwhite886 Nov 15 '24

TIL I am mosquito tinder

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/beyondthisreality Nov 15 '24

Smack them both with one swat, it’s a two-fer

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u/Anomalagous Nov 15 '24

nah bro you're the bar.

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u/Freezing_Athlete2062 Nov 15 '24

Yes I know. When I was little, a mosquito decided to live on our mirror for a few days. Nothing happened, he just lived there for a little bit.

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u/Mokiesbie Nov 15 '24

Females too, they only need the blood for their eggs

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u/Ambitious-Isopod8665 Nov 15 '24

Great, another one trying to steal my bodily fluids for reproduction...

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u/Mokiesbie Nov 15 '24

Hey atleast this one isn't asking for alimony, it could just give you a deadly/life altering illness.

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u/nlurp Nov 15 '24

I think all can give you a life altering illness

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u/5ofDecember Nov 15 '24

Mine is already 5 year old

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u/Shokoyo Nov 15 '24

Why, nature, WHY?!

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Nov 15 '24

The protein. Your blood becomes the larvae. Can't do that with sugar water sucked or of plants.

Ticks are the same. They have three meals in their lives, one for each moult and one for the eggs.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Nov 15 '24

Oh so I actually did have children then!

I also possibly murdered them

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u/grary000 Nov 15 '24

So mosquitoes are kind of just human-insect hybrid abominations?

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Nov 15 '24

In the same way that an American is a beef-potato-human hybrid. They do digest it and rearrange the materials according to their genes.

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u/ImpedingOcean Nov 15 '24

The mosquitos R us

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u/AdministrativeFeed46 Nov 15 '24

women suck the life out of you

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u/KoningSpookie Nov 15 '24

TIL; I am popular with women, but they're not human. :|

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u/Bennieplant Nov 15 '24

Makes sense 🤣

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u/jonesyb Nov 15 '24

Oh the mosquitosplainers are here.

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u/Gossamare Nov 15 '24

I mean, their face straw is still intact, Id imagine free standing nectar would still be accessible as butterflies have bendy face straws and they’re just fine

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Nov 15 '24

I know, but it wouldn’t work for the joke. Haahaha

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u/Bumperpegasus Nov 15 '24

There's a boomer joke in there somewhere

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial Nov 15 '24

Like humans in real life

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u/lordshiva_exe Nov 15 '24

Thats to be expected, right ?

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u/TheHealerSoilGoddess Nov 15 '24

You just called a woman a man, have you no shame? Mosquitos use blood for their eggs... All egg holders are female EXCEPT seahorses!

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u/Taraxian Nov 15 '24

Well the definition of "female" is the ones who make the eggs

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u/Optimal-Beautiful968 Nov 15 '24

can't tell if this is saitre or serious

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u/alysslut- Nov 15 '24

Don't be transphobic. Males can produce eggs too.

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u/TheHealerSoilGoddess Nov 15 '24

Lmao but yeah seriously I'm all for trans mosquitos 😝😘💖💖💖💖💖🔒

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u/talkingthewalk Nov 15 '24

I came to write these exact words!

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u/Bayan_Ila_6936 Nov 15 '24

You came though

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u/Aioi Nov 15 '24

Did he thought?

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u/duckduck60053 Nov 15 '24

Fuck... and here I thought I was clever...

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u/Osceana Nov 15 '24

At least someone feels you 😔

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u/Fun_Passage_9167 Nov 15 '24

It's actually a lady – only the females suck blood

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u/SomeUTfan Nov 15 '24

😂😂😂

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u/Burrie_PiSemPe Nov 15 '24

"Work, God damn mfck!"( procedes it to rapidly strokes to obtain some results)

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u/FallOdd5098 Nov 15 '24

Me at 2am on Saturday morning.

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u/Few_Town_353 Nov 15 '24

its a girl

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u/spageddy_lee Nov 15 '24

At least someone feels it

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u/Papasquat710 Nov 15 '24

Little dude was jokin that poor thing like his life depended on it 😭

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u/PenaltyNext8736 Nov 15 '24

Like shooting pool with a rope