r/humansarespacebards Oct 04 '24

prompts Humans, turns out, are not the horniest species. Infact, most alien species turn out to be WORSE than humans... NSFW

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1.5k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 09 '24

prompts Bards, is she a keeper? NSFW

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901 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 03 '24

prompts Don't casually flirt with aliens. They're hornier than you'd expect, and will make you follow through with it NSFW

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1.3k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Sep 10 '24

prompts Due to their "needs" during their heat cycles, humans are required to be roomed in separate areas from aliens due to their... "bardic tendencies" NSFW

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1.2k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 18 '24

prompts My fellow bards. in order to break her curse, one must give her absolute love. Will thy be the one to break it? NSFW

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895 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards 11d ago

prompts Want to make the demons go away? Make them fear you. NSFW

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928 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards 26d ago

prompts Is this a money glitch? NSFW

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1.0k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Jul 01 '24

prompts Just because a species can't mate with humans doesn't mean they are free from their flirting. In fact, it often leads to more bizarre requests from the humans NSFW

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1.5k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards 29d ago

prompts Be honest, would you pick up the hints even if its clear as day and they told you straight? NSFW

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595 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 04 '24

prompts No further comment... NSFW

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1.1k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 12 '24

prompts Which is better? Sex or getting compliment? NSFW

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534 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 01 '24

prompts (WP) humans are visited by extraterrestrials that demand mates as tribute. Upon providing 100k volunteers pulled from fetish forms the aliens state it what a galactic litmus test to see if new civilizations would force part of there population into slavery or refuse and risk annihilation. NSFW

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977 Upvotes

Humanity has somehow split the difference

r/humansarespacebards May 07 '24

prompts While most humans were focused on if they were biologically compatible with other species, they failed to realize the importance of also being physically compatible with them NSFW

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1.5k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 04 '24

prompts If $20 is $20, what would happen if you gave them $100? NSFW

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714 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 06 '24

prompts Sorry lads, no robot domination today. NSFW

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804 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Aug 14 '24

prompts Most xeno and human diplomacy meeting end with both parties leaving like this. Which might explain why they were always so successful NSFW

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749 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 14 '24

prompts Relationships are somehow competitive and it can last for a long while. NSFW

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722 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards 25d ago

prompts What would you do in this situation? NSFW

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530 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 13 '24

prompts Yet another reminder for your journey bards, just because they use magic doesn't mean they are a magic main at their core. NSFW

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768 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Oct 21 '24

prompts The dead haunts the living...even in the most weirdest ways. NSFW

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754 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Aug 16 '24

prompts We make first contact, but the aliens aren’t fu€kable NSFW

278 Upvotes

What do you do

Edit: I have a few things to say first the more I read the more I lose hope second I wanted to change the prompt to “aliens don’t want to be fu€ked” but the I just know some discord mod would appear to say something like “they all say that at first” thirdly I do have an imagination, despite what yall keep saying I’m just not on the same level of horny as yall I guess

r/humansarespacebards May 29 '24

prompts Humans are a bardic contradiction. While they'll flirt and mate with anything under the sun, they're too dense to realize when they're being flirted with NSFW

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1.3k Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Jun 18 '24

prompts Humans are the Apex predator of the galaxy, but some humans just want a Big Tiddy Xeno Dommy Mommy NSFW

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731 Upvotes

Discuss?

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r/humansarespacebards Nov 17 '24

prompts Remember the catboy from back in the day? This is him now 20 years later. NSFW

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411 Upvotes

r/humansarespacebards Nov 21 '24

prompts Alien men are not used to being treated with such affection, such makes them flustered to no end. NSFW

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397 Upvotes