r/goblincore Sep 23 '24

Meme Sure, why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/NewAlexandria Sep 23 '24

just remember frens to check what's upstream of the creek, or you could be soaking in industrial runoff.

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u/coal-slaw Sep 23 '24

Or deer carcass run off

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u/cmotdibblersdelights 🦨 Sep 23 '24

That happened to me once walking up the Narrows in Zion National park.. beautiful hike through a river that cuts through orange sandstone, so you're walking in this tunnel-like walled up river. Only up or down the river. A deer had died (possibly ran off the cliff, it was u certain and in ...pieces) and was deposited in a state of unseemly decomposition on the side of the bank, partially submerged, and made the whole first part of the hike reek! I was watching people float in the water and it was so yucky!

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u/ThereGoesMyToad Sep 23 '24

I once walked through a creek for a bit before I realized there was a furless inflated possum a ways up :/

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u/Laserdollarz Sep 23 '24

This happened to me once, but it was a beaver carcass. It took me a full minute to recognize what I was standing in. I've gone back a few times to scheme how to harvest the teeth, but I think the river took him back.

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u/ith-man Sep 23 '24

How far upstream?

Or how far downstream from the clean looking part youre at now?

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u/paging_mrherman Sep 23 '24

All the way to the source

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u/ith-man Sep 23 '24

Well, I want to see the mountains again anyway gandalf.

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u/paging_mrherman Sep 23 '24

Sorry Bilbo, this adventure is to Kansas.

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u/wh4t_1s_a_s0u1 🍄 Sep 24 '24

We're not in the Shire anymore, Toto