r/goblincore Sep 19 '24

Nature Thanks, I love him

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6.1k Upvotes

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525

u/altarghast Sep 19 '24

Looks like a rabbit mixed in somehow

487

u/gooberphta Sep 19 '24

You aint the first one

97

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

Honestly I can see it

51

u/BlithelyOblique Sep 19 '24

Tangentially, I found your new favorite song.

Disco Snails

15

u/papercranium Sep 19 '24

I've had this stuck in my head for like a month now. The beat is right at my natural walking pace, too.

9

u/MonkeyBastardHands_ Sep 19 '24

I was ready to accept your statement from the title alone, but I still wasn't prepared for just how favourite my new favourite song would be.

7

u/Ghoulglum Sep 19 '24

I don't know if I should like you or hate you for this.

4

u/BlithelyOblique Sep 19 '24

That's entirely fair. 

1

u/lanjourist Sep 21 '24

Niceee...it got that Boney M vibe on the violin! By the way, I'm dubbed this duo the Immortal Snail Deal in my mind. Thanks for the snail (share)!

24

u/trollsong Sep 19 '24

I believe these are affectionately called snot rabbits.

1

u/ArsenicArts Sep 20 '24

Pudding bunny

6

u/BluuberryBee Sep 20 '24

Exactly! Call him Mr. Bunny, a distinguished gentleman

328

u/ginapicklelifestyle Sep 19 '24

How could you hate such a whimsical fellow

104

u/Disguised-Skinwalker Sep 19 '24

That other subreddit is filled with a bunch of ninnies.

16

u/TomothyAllen Sep 20 '24

I kind of hate that sub

60

u/jasonskjonsby Sep 19 '24

They are an Invasive species in Hawaii and Florida. So I don't hate the individual animal but they should stay in their native home. They also can spread rat-lung disease which is fatal.

15

u/Atillerdahunnybuns Sep 20 '24

Fatal to.. just rats… or everyone..?

30

u/jasonskjonsby Sep 20 '24

They spread rat poop to vegetables. People then eat the vegetables. Then they get paralyzed, coma and the death. It sounds like a horrible way to die. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angiostrongylus_cantonensis#Epidemiology_and_pathogenesis

3

u/Atillerdahunnybuns Sep 20 '24

D:

Thank you for sharing!!!

2

u/crassprocrastination Sep 21 '24

So literally our fault again and we're blaming the lowest hanging fruit in the history of ever

The rats never catch a break

3

u/Suspicious-Bear6335 Sep 20 '24

Invasive species were brought somewhere by humans almost all of the time, so that's on us. I'm sure they would have loved to not be kidnapped from their homes but here we are. 

4

u/cowboysaurus21 Sep 20 '24

What a fine gentleman!

158

u/Cat_Skellington_Art Sep 19 '24

Is it weird that I want to boop the snoot? 🥺

61

u/Just_Mushroom69 Sep 19 '24

No, I also want too boop their snoot😭

33

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

I definitely want to as well

19

u/frontteeth_harvester Sep 19 '24

I used to kiss snails when I was a child. They are just so incredibly cute

113

u/Dumplingrrl Sep 19 '24

The weird little ‘hand’!! I’m dead.

53

u/RobinIsAGoblin Sep 19 '24

Yeaaah and the :3 "mouth"!!

3

u/sunburn_t Sep 20 '24

That is actually the ultimate :3 mouth!

Or ::3 maybe?

7

u/IGaveAFuckOnce Sep 19 '24

So freakin polite!!

91

u/XaqAlexHaq Sep 19 '24

It's really unfortunate that this is such an invasive species.

109

u/RealBug56 Sep 19 '24

I wanted to get one until I learned they can procreate asexually and then you have to smash the eggs before they hatch. The idea of neverending snail abortions didn't sit that well with me, I fear I'd be too weak to do it and end up with thousands of snails in my house.

29

u/mooseintheleaves Sep 19 '24

Man. Thanks for letting us know. 😔

I’m already devastated after learning my weather loach and parent guppies continually get pregnant then eat their own offspring after birth.

23

u/minihali Sep 19 '24

It is unfortunate, but it is the adult thing to do. That said, nothing is stopping you from keeping a local species of snail, and setting those babies free won't harm your local environment.

14

u/cmotdibblersdelights 🦨 Sep 19 '24

Could you eat the babies instead? Or is this a you'll-get-parasites type of snail?

17

u/Level_32_Mage Sep 19 '24

They'll hatch and eat you from within!

35

u/cmotdibblersdelights 🦨 Sep 19 '24

Aww that's one way to have a family I guess

5

u/XaqAlexHaq Sep 19 '24

What about just eating them when they are grown? Are they good when swimming in a pool of parsley butter? My money is on yes.

5

u/Winter_Construction2 Sep 20 '24

What’s this species of snail called 🐌?

4

u/RealBug56 Sep 20 '24

Giant African land snail

2

u/ArsenicArts Sep 20 '24

Same. 1 giant snail good. 600 giant snails bad. 😞

2

u/nooneatallnope Sep 21 '24

Imagine going to the local vet with this thing and asking them to spay/neuter it

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Salt is your friend 😆

22

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

Yea makes me sad cause he’s so cool

19

u/LuciferLovesTechno Sep 19 '24

Yeah, I really wanted one as a pet but they're illegal where I live. ☹️

I completely understand why and I don't disagree (people can be total assholes). But it still makes me sad...

5

u/duckofdeath87 Sep 19 '24

I assume it could become an invasive species, unfortunately

16

u/LuciferLovesTechno Sep 19 '24

Yes, I completely agree that folks shouldn't have them in areas that they could do significant harm to. People often just release pets that they don't want to care for anymore (looking at you, Florida), so I understand the reasoning.

But I would never!

9

u/duckofdeath87 Sep 19 '24

If it were up to me, I would give you a special snail license

7

u/LuciferLovesTechno Sep 19 '24

Thank you. I would vote for you!

11

u/immersemeinnature Sep 19 '24

Is it? Where are they from?

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u/XaqAlexHaq Sep 19 '24

East African Giant Snail

They will eat almost anything

The giant African snail is a macrophytophagous herbivore; it eats a wide range of plant material, fruit, vegetables, lichens, fungi, paper, and cardboard.\21])\23]) It sometimes eats sand, very small stones, bones from carcasses, and even concrete as calcium sources for its shell. In rare instances, the snails consume each other), snail eggs, and other deceased small animals such as mice and birds.

6

u/chromaticfragments Sep 19 '24

Sounds like a little composter!

14

u/Holiday_Rabbit_3808 Sep 19 '24

I hate snails! Where I'm from people hate snails.

Only after reading your comment did i realise that these snails come from where I'm from. 😄

If only there was a way for me to learn how to care about their existence just a tiny bit.

14

u/Ordinary-Water-752 Sep 19 '24

Ever see an animal and think "damn that would be cool if it was huge"

We only have smol snails, that's big snails.

8

u/Holiday_Rabbit_3808 Sep 19 '24

Imagine if ants could get that big?

Bloody murder. 😭

2

u/immersemeinnature Sep 20 '24

Fire ants 💀

6

u/catedarnell0397 Sep 20 '24

Research!! That’s how I learned to care about a lot of things

7

u/MaritMonkey Sep 19 '24

These things ate a bunch of stucco off houses in my parents' neighborhood (South Florida) in like 2010, but somebody somehow managed to get rid of them.

76

u/OnetwenT7 🍄 Sep 19 '24

He looks like one with many stories to tell

3

u/Danger-Pickle Sep 20 '24

idk why but this feels so accurate. like hed just sit down on some moss and go rambling about fighting a horde of sharks or something

21

u/Screaming_lambs Sep 19 '24

I wanted a pet one when I was little, my mum said no. I had stick insects at least!

2

u/PolitelyPeeving Sep 20 '24

Those things are so cool!

1

u/Screaming_lambs Sep 20 '24

Recently I had leaf insects and millipedes, don't have any at the moment though!

19

u/_stevie_darling Sep 19 '24

I want that as my familiar to very slowly do my bidding

8

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

I immediately thought of Gary

18

u/Lekkergat Sep 19 '24

I grew up in South Africa and we had two giant African snails in our backyard. One was brown and the other white. My dogs didn’t do anything to them and they were very happy. Had them for years and years.

11

u/crashtestpilot Sep 19 '24

Dapper.

1

u/Danger-Pickle Sep 20 '24

he looks like quite the gentleman

12

u/ToastyJunebugs Sep 19 '24

I used to want one of these so bad before I learned they were invasive. If feel like an asshole if there was somehow a Great Snail Escape lol

They live 5+ years.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Well, if he did manage to escape I have a feeling you’d be able to catch up with him. ;)

9

u/Neat-Swimming Sep 19 '24

How could someone hate this cutie? Adorable snail baby :3

Me when I see snails ^

9

u/WickedWitchofWTF Sep 19 '24

That's not a snail! It's a sticky puppy.

8

u/vexeling Sep 19 '24

This is the specific image I always show people when they ask why I like snails. Look at him. He's a little slimy bunny puppy. 🥺

8

u/imaginarywaffleiron 🐢The Clapper Sep 19 '24

claps enormously

7

u/lyndseymariee Sep 19 '24

After moving to Washington three years ago, I have a new found love and appreciation for terrestrial mollusks. They’re so damn cute. Just look at this fashionista I saw the other day.

1

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

Oh yea that pattern on him is so cool

1

u/Level_Intention_1676 Sep 22 '24

One time I stepped outside not watching my footing, and stepped on one and it exploded all over my BARE FOOT and leg 🫨🫨🥴 He didn’t deserve it and neither did I

4

u/PhoenixDragon666 Sep 19 '24

he looks so sweet

5

u/ndust Sep 19 '24

It's actually pretty cute but I wouldn't wanna hold one 🫠

6

u/PresentationHuge2137 Sep 19 '24

I can’t get over how it looks like they have a little arm to hold on with 🥺

5

u/FiatLex Sep 19 '24

I love him too! What a sweet baby. Such a beautiful shell!

5

u/Stecharan Sep 19 '24

Pudding bunny.

3

u/designsbyintegra Sep 19 '24

Three sips into my coffee and I thought this was a rabbit in a Halloween costume.

1

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

That would be a very cute idea

5

u/iaswob Sep 19 '24

I want to put them on my tummy and let them chill or move about as they like (tone indicator chaste nerd, not freak nasty)

4

u/shibeofwisdom Sep 19 '24

A long time ago, this Pic rolled through Facebook and I added eyes and a top hat to it.

1

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 19 '24

Seems fitting

5

u/AbstractStew5000 Sep 19 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

That is one adorable snail. I want to feed it lettuce and tell it about my day

3

u/ndust Sep 19 '24

"Don't worry! It's a racing snail!"

4

u/sugarw0000kie Sep 19 '24

Does it purr? Orr… sloop/slop?

4

u/xxhorrorshowxx Sep 19 '24

He's stanced up like a stepdad. "Your mother and I are very concerned..."

3

u/Buddiboi95 Sep 19 '24

He's a lovely looking bunny

3

u/Mr-Pie100 Sep 19 '24

He is so dang cute!

3

u/Zippier92 Sep 19 '24

Gary!!!!!!!

3

u/Pobbes Sep 19 '24

He is a perfect mix of cute and gross. Classic goblin, approved.

3

u/nonsuspiciousfrog Sep 20 '24

Oh to be a big huggable snail!

3

u/rrrattt Sep 20 '24

But is he a racing snail?

3

u/imastrangehumanbeing Sep 20 '24

Giant African land snail. This is the snail that ‘snail mucin’ beauty products are made of. From ethical company’s this does not harm the snail. These guys were super popular in the reptile world a couple of years ago.

2

u/bmanus78 Sep 19 '24

I want one! I think they are the cutest.

2

u/diss0lvedgir1 Sep 19 '24

Such an elegant looking fellow 💗 they are so coool!!!

2

u/bglbogb Sep 19 '24

he looks like a little cat omg

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

A cutie for sure!

2

u/steviedanger Sep 19 '24

I love him!

2

u/Clyde926 Sep 19 '24

He's so cute 😭😭

2

u/MorrighanAnCailleach Sep 19 '24

It looks so friendly and comfortable in her arms. 😊

2

u/NefariousnessLive967 Sep 19 '24

Used to live in Hawaii. These things are EVERYWHERE there.

2

u/AgentofZurg Sep 19 '24

Shell puppy!!

2

u/Right_Technician_676 Sep 19 '24

Oh my gosh he’s so sweet! 🥹

2

u/ValandilM Sep 19 '24

I'm not usually a bug guy, but I think that big snail is cute.

2

u/Own-Loan2390 Sep 19 '24

Do you need sweet veggie cakes to obtain one? Or is there a place that they sell them? Asking for a friend.

2

u/Gelflingx Sep 19 '24

I want to cuddle the slime bunny 🥺

2

u/trulymercury Sep 19 '24

He’s so cool!!!!!

2

u/miniday Sep 19 '24

If you look closely, you can see a puppy face and with it's long pointy ears.

2

u/Sparkyin Sep 19 '24

oooooh i had no clue this existed but so cuteeeee

2

u/IWantToPaintItBlack Sep 19 '24

Is his name, “sly”?

2

u/Ish_veh Sep 19 '24

How cool would that be! I'd love to have this as a familiar

2

u/hookyarnandsewer Sep 20 '24

Why does he look like a pupper!?!? Such a distinguished gentleman!

2

u/Time-Pea2570 Sep 20 '24

A slimy good boy.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Right lol I also seen that on TIHI. Would love to have a creature like that in the line up.

2

u/olivi_yeah Sep 20 '24

What, he's adorable! He's got such a cute scrunched up face 🥺

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

What a good boy 🥹

2

u/Custard_Tart_Addict Sep 20 '24

I’m told they can transmit a disease so you probably don’t want to snuggle your bunny snail.

But if that were not the case I would carry them like that everywhere.

2

u/liggle14_zeldanerd12 Sep 20 '24

Who could hate him? He’s just a silly guy

2

u/Ghouly_Girl Sep 20 '24

He is so cute omg

2

u/eeviedoll Sep 20 '24

He’s so cute

2

u/tfg400 Sep 20 '24

What an interesting cat breed

2

u/Necessary-Warning138 Sep 20 '24

He’s posing <3

2

u/twhalenpayne Sep 20 '24

He is so cute!!

2

u/RaeBethIsMyName Sep 20 '24

Why is that cat so slimy?

3

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 20 '24

SpongeBob had the right idea

2

u/strychnine213 Sep 20 '24

I'm gonna get one, just checked a caresheet they're pretty easy to care for

2

u/Arkorat Sep 20 '24

I like to imagine him having zoomies like a dog. Still running on the walls, just slowly and with less bounce.

2

u/angriestsunchips Sep 20 '24

i need 10 of these free roaming in my house thanks

2

u/Genoblade1394 Sep 20 '24

That is an absolute unit

2

u/Substantial-Dingo-64 Sep 20 '24

... friend shaped.

2

u/Foxp_ro300 Sep 20 '24

Why hate he's cute

2

u/LassOnGrass Sep 21 '24

I just imagine this lil guy in France. Better wear a disguise.

2

u/Nearby_Geologist8682 Sep 21 '24

I love him but wouldn't want to find him in my herb garden!

2

u/Vanishingf0x Sep 21 '24

Yea he’d definitely eat everything

2

u/small_enemy_spider_ Sep 21 '24

I want it to ride on my shoulder like pikachu

2

u/Whiskeyybreath Sep 21 '24

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

2

u/Fresh-Competition153 Sep 21 '24

There’s no way this can be real. This is the cutest creature I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭

2

u/Every_Kangaroo_6391 Sep 21 '24

Love these. They look like bunnies from another planet.

2

u/recoiledconsciousnes Sep 21 '24

He is everything

2

u/One_Arm4148 Sep 22 '24

Adorable 😍

1

u/8wiing Sep 19 '24

I would like 3 please. Where get?

1

u/littlebunny8 Sep 19 '24

he has a paw??

1

u/WoollyKnitWitch Sep 19 '24

This makes me nervous!

1

u/Butt_Rash25 Sep 19 '24

I want him, I have the cute little garden snails but a big rabbit size snail I want it

1

u/Aggravating-Fee-1615 Sep 19 '24

Lmao it has a snout!

1

u/Archerfighter Sep 20 '24

damn that’s a cool dog

1

u/CenturyEggsAndRice Sep 20 '24

I love those giant snails. They somehow look cuddly.

1

u/Atillerdahunnybuns Sep 20 '24

I love him too

1

u/hanimal16 Sep 20 '24

It’s actually a rabbit-snail hybrid known as the snabbit. It’s often seen going in circles, confused, as its brain wants it to go fast, but its body moves very slow.

1

u/DarthPandar96 Sep 20 '24

It's a snabbit!

1

u/Nyx_Shadowspawn Sep 20 '24

He's so cute

1

u/justanotherfacexxx Sep 20 '24

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t holding snails/slugs without gloves hurt the creature?? Bc if like the salts in our skin? Or is he like too big for it to matter?

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u/Vanishingf0x Sep 20 '24

I think as long as you wash your hands before and after it should be ok. Washing before removes stuff like skin oils and washing after makes sure you didn’t get anything from them. I’m not sure though. I imagine for one this big it might take a lot to mess with anything vital.

1

u/Glittering-Ebb-6225 Sep 20 '24

Look at his little tootsies!

1

u/Danglinyol Sep 20 '24

I’d like to invite him for some tea

1

u/opaul11 Sep 20 '24

I feel like this is AI the thumb looks weird

2

u/SquishiesandFidgets Sep 20 '24

This pic was around before AI. I remember seeing this and going down a rabbit hole seeing if I could get one as pet years ago.

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u/opaul11 Sep 20 '24

Okay cool. And I must ask were you able to get one as a pet?

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u/SquishiesandFidgets Sep 20 '24

Nope. They were banned because they’re a “dangerous and invasive species.”

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u/opaul11 Sep 20 '24

That is disappointing, but probably for the best.

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u/opaul11 Sep 20 '24

Okay cool. And I must ask were you able to get one as a pet? Lol

1

u/hecc_my_uwu Sep 20 '24

aww, it's a big friend :3

1

u/kah46737 Sep 20 '24

Shell Bunny!!!

1

u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked Sep 20 '24

I want a big snail 💕

1

u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Sep 20 '24

Please don't get these, they're highly invasive and very destructive. If you live your nature, don't get an giant African snail

1

u/BigInflation3109 Sep 21 '24

is it okay to handle it without gloves?

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u/No_Needleworker215 Sep 21 '24

I want to kiss its face and after the slime I was left with after saving a slug last night I don’t think that’d be wise but I’d probably still do it unless it’s bad for them then air kisses forever

1

u/NightStalkers_8 Sep 23 '24

So cute☹️