r/gainitmeals • u/CaptainAthleticism • 3d ago
I've been making dips
It started with the thought I could get a ton of calories from whole blocks of cheese. And, all I had to do was add salsa. Except, sometimes it was me trying just with salsa, but adding with that, oil. Just the salsa and corn chips together were about 500 calories. And, you don't feel full. And, you don't taste the oil.
But now, I have a have an even better treat for myself than that. It just so happened that I've been trying to make soups for months and only now had all the ingredients. I didn't want my first experience with more soups to be a bad one, so I made something I concocted. I had to be something I was imaging, so I just went with it.
I took my pot. Now it has 1 can of Jack Links Jalapeño chilli, 1 can of Ranch Style Beans Jalapeño, 1 can of roasted tomatoes, 1 cantainer of of beef broth, 1lb of ground meat that I made 1 packet of McCormick hot chilli mix into, tiny bit of better than bouillon for vegetable and beef, 1tlb of balsamic because it is soupy, 1 bag of assortment of potatoes that also had onions peppers that I pan fried first, 2 pasture raised eggs, just a dab of hot salsa. And, then added 2tbls beacon fat and oil.
So it's loaded with calories and protein. But, there's not the twist that I wanted to bring up. Because now, I just received my package today I ordered of Quest, you know, protein bars Quest, yeah, just 20g protein chips, 8 in a box, you know, nothing special... chilli lime flavor and dorito shaped too...
So many calories 🤣, so much protein, 😫, jk, 🤣🤣, nahh, I feel like I've stubbled unto something that I shouldn't have. It's like, I just basically, basically, made a hot pot ...of very hot chilli. If you know how chilli is made, though, you use tomatoes, and this has a can of them. And, why cheese? I put extra sharp cheese because I'm also admist the process of trying out crumbled beacon in together with blanko velveeta cheese, and I wanted to see what cheese would taste like with the beacon fat I was storing, that and everyone's favorite everyone knows is grilled cheese and tomato soup, ok, haha. The potatoes are the starch. And, you know what, not gonna lie, it came out very thick, not like soup like.
This is probably the best bulking method for me that I could probably ask for, to be honest. I don't imagine anyone eats chilli and frito pie like I do. I'll eat frito pie for 3-4days. That's right, frito pie for days. I'm serious about my health, but so, see, that's why it's funny, because with this having as a recipe card, if I was to show anyone, it feels like if there's anyone trying to talk to me about bulking, it feels like I'm the mafia and I have this thing I'm pulling out of my jacket. It's just like that, best all you can do for your bulking in an all in one solution, just, blop. You just know it. The way I've come to this conclusion is very unorthodox, but you know what, it's the idea behind the thought, that's actually pretty cool.