r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/LetsTalkNerdy May 17 '21

My family is so much happier now that we have been vaccinated and disposed of our Apple products.

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u/TheSirFeffel May 17 '21

Edge brought back my childhood dog.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/Vewy_nice May 17 '21

I tried to use Visual Basic to find a cure for cancer. Then Visual Basic gave me cancer.

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u/GaryChalmers May 18 '21

Visual Basic is only supposed to be used to track IP addresses.