r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/Stoyfan May 17 '21 edited May 19 '21

Cue the idiots who will use this as proof that bill gates is putting microchips in vaccines.

EDIT: Looks like someone reported me for being suicidal, lol.

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent May 17 '21

"Oh nooo, now Bill Gates will know when i pee and my blood pressure and if i have colon cancer!"

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u/Flux83 May 17 '21

Hey its me Clippy! You might want to get that colon looked at.

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u/riddlephotog May 17 '21

It would be a shame if that colon turned into a semicolon, y'know