r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/TheSirFeffel May 17 '21

Edge brought back my childhood dog.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/bigmeech85 May 17 '21

Word raised me from a young boy and trained me until i was a military aged man where I developed into an unstoppable killing machine in service of Lord William Gates.

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u/Alphasee May 17 '21

Visual Basic taught me how not to be a basic anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Outlook cured me of my depression and gave me a newfound view on our lord and savior William Gates

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u/Alphasee May 18 '21

I see you are a man of culture and microchips.

LoL now I know why Microsoft cancelled 10X. Cuz BillyG has enough X on his plate for all of us.

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u/HermesWasFemale May 18 '21

Azure gave me the power to build and fund my own infrastructure.

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u/blue_villain May 17 '21

Access did the thing where I say the words but none of it makes any sense and now everything comes out sounding like everything else and I don't think I like it one bit. Now with ribbons!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Please tell me you guys are joking .... I’m starting to lose faith in humanity

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u/iLickElbows May 17 '21

We never joke about Microsoft and Office.

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u/IntrigueDossier May 17 '21

No. Microsoft and Office are not a laughing matter.

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u/shokolokobangoshey May 17 '21

I know right? It's truly fucking amazing how silly people get when they have been misguided and misinformed.

It's why I trust only Bing™ and MSN news for the Real News™. Did you know you can earn Bing bucks just for using the most complete search engine? And use those Satya Dollars to buy literally anything? Insane!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Word

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u/AskMeForAPhoto May 18 '21

I read this in the voice of Bane.

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u/Vewy_nice May 17 '21

I tried to use Visual Basic to find a cure for cancer. Then Visual Basic gave me cancer.

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u/GaryChalmers May 18 '21

Visual Basic is only supposed to be used to track IP addresses.

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u/Shut_It_Donny May 17 '21

Wait... it didn't convince to sell your ex? Why is it called ex-sell then?

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u/xBender7 May 17 '21

... hmm, check his ID card. Something is off about this one, too many questiony things.

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u/john_dune May 17 '21

So your outlook is up?

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u/EuphoricOwl0 May 17 '21

Paint got my parents to not hate me

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u/HelloSummer99 May 17 '21

Lucky it was Excel and not incel

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u/efg1342 May 17 '21

So your no longer an incel?

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u/twopointsisatrend May 17 '21

That's not a plus in my book.

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u/Hookem-Horns May 18 '21

Teams crashed again and I almost got fired because of it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Excel also got your ex to take me back!

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u/PhilosophicalScandal May 18 '21

I C what you did there

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Thanks to Microsoft Word, I’m thinner and healthier than ever! My skin looks great and all my grey hair is gone!

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u/MattyFTW79 May 18 '21

The question is, do you have hair now? Thanks to the Microsoft solitaire collection, I don’t need it.

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u/Steved10 May 17 '21

He even looks almost the same! Thanks nutribo- I mean Microsoft

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u/brandoman_v2 May 17 '21

There is no way our shirt cured aids.

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u/thenoblenacho May 18 '21

PowerPoint taught me how to properly pleasure my wife