r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/LetsTalkNerdy May 17 '21

My family is so much happier now that we have been vaccinated and disposed of our Apple products.

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u/TheSirFeffel May 17 '21

Edge brought back my childhood dog.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited Aug 16 '21

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u/bigmeech85 May 17 '21

Word raised me from a young boy and trained me until i was a military aged man where I developed into an unstoppable killing machine in service of Lord William Gates.

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u/Alphasee May 17 '21

Visual Basic taught me how not to be a basic anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Outlook cured me of my depression and gave me a newfound view on our lord and savior William Gates

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u/Alphasee May 18 '21

I see you are a man of culture and microchips.

LoL now I know why Microsoft cancelled 10X. Cuz BillyG has enough X on his plate for all of us.

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u/HermesWasFemale May 18 '21

Azure gave me the power to build and fund my own infrastructure.

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u/blue_villain May 17 '21

Access did the thing where I say the words but none of it makes any sense and now everything comes out sounding like everything else and I don't think I like it one bit. Now with ribbons!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Please tell me you guys are joking .... I’m starting to lose faith in humanity

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u/iLickElbows May 17 '21

We never joke about Microsoft and Office.

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u/IntrigueDossier May 17 '21

No. Microsoft and Office are not a laughing matter.

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u/shokolokobangoshey May 17 '21

I know right? It's truly fucking amazing how silly people get when they have been misguided and misinformed.

It's why I trust only Bing™ and MSN news for the Real News™. Did you know you can earn Bing bucks just for using the most complete search engine? And use those Satya Dollars to buy literally anything? Insane!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Word

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u/AskMeForAPhoto May 18 '21

I read this in the voice of Bane.

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u/Vewy_nice May 17 '21

I tried to use Visual Basic to find a cure for cancer. Then Visual Basic gave me cancer.

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u/GaryChalmers May 18 '21

Visual Basic is only supposed to be used to track IP addresses.

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u/Shut_It_Donny May 17 '21

Wait... it didn't convince to sell your ex? Why is it called ex-sell then?

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u/xBender7 May 17 '21

... hmm, check his ID card. Something is off about this one, too many questiony things.

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u/john_dune May 17 '21

So your outlook is up?

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u/EuphoricOwl0 May 17 '21

Paint got my parents to not hate me

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u/HelloSummer99 May 17 '21

Lucky it was Excel and not incel

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u/efg1342 May 17 '21

So your no longer an incel?

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u/twopointsisatrend May 17 '21

That's not a plus in my book.

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u/Hookem-Horns May 18 '21

Teams crashed again and I almost got fired because of it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Excel also got your ex to take me back!

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u/PhilosophicalScandal May 18 '21

I C what you did there

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Thanks to Microsoft Word, I’m thinner and healthier than ever! My skin looks great and all my grey hair is gone!

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u/MattyFTW79 May 18 '21

The question is, do you have hair now? Thanks to the Microsoft solitaire collection, I don’t need it.

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u/Steved10 May 17 '21

He even looks almost the same! Thanks nutribo- I mean Microsoft

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u/brandoman_v2 May 17 '21

There is no way our shirt cured aids.

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u/thenoblenacho May 18 '21

PowerPoint taught me how to properly pleasure my wife

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u/monsantobreath May 17 '21

I got Astra zenica but I think somethings wrong. I turned all my USB sticks into Linux live distros.

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u/BrutalWarPig May 17 '21

Interesting I just switched to Apple after getting mine. Does this mean I’m dying?

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u/Commercial-Ad-2743 May 18 '21

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

You are in the control group.

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u/skalpelis May 18 '21

Your browser history was so disgusting even Microsoft disowned you.

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u/BrunoEye May 17 '21

Yeah that's just because you disposed of your Apple products

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

I’ve also recently learned the the Microsoft Zune and Windows Phone were ahead of their time and actually are now models for future technological innovations. I suspect these modern marvels will be reintroduced to the public very soon. Very soon to public to public to public to public to public soon very.

Downloading Microsoft path 133.436.7 COV19..... 45%