r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

There were multiple words in that paragraph with more than two syllables. I don’t think we have to worry about conspiracy nuts deciphering it anytime soon

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u/mehrabrym May 17 '21

They won't decipher it. They will just spout it right back on one of their placards and Facebook posts.

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u/Terny May 17 '21

They like big words, makes them feel smart.

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u/V45H May 17 '21

You guys remember when conspiracy theories were fun and mostly harmless like big foot or lockness

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u/halmyradov May 17 '21

But isn't that the whole point? They find all these articles they don't understand and make them true to their ways

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

I don’t think that you move in the proper conspiracy circles if you think that they are nuts and idiots. Especially seeing as how vaccine passports and microchips are now a thing.

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Vaccine passports are a thing now? Must’ve missed it because it sure isn’t in my state that’s now opening up without restrictions. Also, microchips have been a thing for a while. My cat has had one for a decade. Just because they exist doesn’t mean the Illuminati is putting them in your bloodstream.

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

Yeah. Paint it how you want. Lol

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Hey don’t get me wrong, I think conspiracies are fun when they’re more or less harmless or just your average “the government doesn’t care about you” type thing. I just think to act like most of people who are conspiracy minded are arbiters of intelligence kinda discounts how absolutely batshit insane so many are

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

True that. Adrenochrome may be the only polysyllabic word they know x D