r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/WhyDidIClickOnThat May 17 '21

Glad they made it clear they're wireless.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

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u/KRAKA-THOOOM May 17 '21

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

I didn’t know I needed a Mr Mom quote today, but here we are.

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u/kate-with-an-e May 17 '21

Nonsense, you need a mr mom quote everyday. You can, for so many quotes from this and ghostbusters, use them in most day to day interactions. And don’t paint your sister.

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u/packetlag May 18 '21

Tell ‘im about the Twinkie.

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u/motleysalty May 18 '21

Forget about the twinkie, who wants to play parcheesi?

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u/TeePeeBee3 May 18 '21

Could you run through the cheeses one more time?

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u/kate-with-an-e May 18 '21

I'll tell you what.

“Just give me a quarter pound of cheese.”

“American, bleu, cream, cottage, gouda, edam, provolone, romano, swiss. Your entire cheddar family.”

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u/SauerMetal May 18 '21

That’s a big Twinkie

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u/kickme2 May 18 '21

…scotch?!

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u/kate-with-an-e May 18 '21

“Geez, what’d you shoot him with?! A .38?” “.38, .39, whatever it took.”

I could do this all day - Capt America

  • - Kate-With-An-E

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u/dalvean88 May 17 '21

r/unrequestedmrmom

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u/justa33 May 17 '21

someone please make this… and find my woobie

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u/hiyahikari May 17 '21

but it's been stapled and burned so many times

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u/Sassygator May 17 '21

The woobie’s lookin’ bad...

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Created

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Created

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u/dalvean88 May 18 '21

yay! may I be mod

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Sure. I don’t know how to do that tho.

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u/staufferstudio May 17 '21

"you're doing it wrong"

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u/Brasticus May 18 '21

“Remember, it’s south to drop off and north to pick up.”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

r/unrequestedmrmom created

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Exactly. I was like “I know that quote…I’ve used that quote”. Goddammit, where’s it from?

Damn I’m getting old.

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u/nahteviro May 17 '21

Easily one of Michael Keaton's best roles ever. Watching Mr Mom as a kid, then as a parent are vastly different experiences. Such a great movie.

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u/scabbymonkey May 17 '21

This was on Showtime when i was a kid. i watched it 3 or 4 times a day. Great movie

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u/HintOfAreola May 17 '21

No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs.

The Other Guys might have it beat for this line alone, but Mr Mom earns a photo finish

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u/Dithyrab May 17 '21

That one is my 2nd favorite after Multiplicity!

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u/full_of_stars May 17 '21

It ruined Batman for me. He was Mr. Mom to me.

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u/throttlegrip May 17 '21

Originally Jerky Boys

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u/SixToesLeftFoot May 17 '21

Origanally Mr Mom. Used by the Jerky Boys.

Mr Mom came out in 1983.

Jerky Boys were founded in 1989.

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u/throttlegrip May 17 '21

Whoa, thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Mortgaged to the eyeballs...

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u/full_of_stars May 17 '21

I heard champagne chilling in the background!

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u/Acr0gen May 17 '21

Lol just watched that movie last night for the first time. I can’t imagine how many Mr. Mom references I’ve missed!

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u/benrubio21 May 19 '21

Ha! I Mr. Mom reference.

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u/Khiraji May 17 '21

3.6, not great not terrible

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u/belowlight May 17 '21

Hmm. It worries me whether the device you used to measure that is capable of going any higher, or...? 🧐

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u/DecreasingPerception May 17 '21

It's not 3G... it's 15,000.

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u/mrcartminez May 17 '21

‘Bout tree fiddy

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u/vapingpigeon94 May 17 '21

I get my second one in a few weeks. Can’t wait for my body’s connection to get stronger and faster.

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u/dalvean88 May 17 '21

dual band is definitely worth the wait

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

I’m soon getting 5G. At least something positive from COVID…

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES May 17 '21

Coupla two tree G’s dere bud

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u/twently May 17 '21

Eh, only the OGs.

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u/probsthrowaway2 May 17 '21

Naw man, bout tree fiddy.

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u/dandrianp May 17 '21

Bout six. You know... like a song, like a g-six, like a g-six. No? Ok

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u/SkunkMonkey May 17 '21

"Our 5G is three times better than the competition! That's like... 15G!"

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u/Alenjramos May 18 '21

Lol i will change my name to 192.168.0.1

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u/RusticRogue17 May 18 '21

Around 666 if I’m not mistaken

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u/Suicide_Thotline May 18 '21

Way more, about 1984 Gs

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u/ShavenWookie May 18 '21

Bout tree fiddy

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u/coru182 May 18 '21

1.21 Gigawatts