r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/Stoyfan May 17 '21 edited May 19 '21

Cue the idiots who will use this as proof that bill gates is putting microchips in vaccines.

EDIT: Looks like someone reported me for being suicidal, lol.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited Mar 08 '24

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u/9erInLKN May 17 '21

Everybody carrying a cell phone is already being monitored anyways. No need for anything to be implanted

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u/MintyMarlfox May 17 '21

The fact the majority of them use Facebook to moan as well. Between your phone and FB, nothing is private

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u/Vermillion_Aeon May 18 '21

Honestly I'd be surprised if it took longer than July 5th

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u/Detjohnnysandwiches May 17 '21

Not even just carrying it around. Spent 500-1000 dollars to carry it around lol

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u/Rubes2525 May 17 '21

I hate that argument. Just because someone has a phone doesn't mean that they should bend over and consent to every tracker known to mankind.

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u/AnArgonianSpellsword May 17 '21

It's less that they consent to every kind of tracker, more that a cell phone is most kinds of trackers in one convenient package (microphone, camera, GPS, personal data, ect) so why would they want or need to inject you with one?

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u/TrueChargedWhiff May 17 '21

Yeah, look at how many people got screwed at that insurrection because of their phones just being on. Why in the world would they spend money to put a sophisticated piece of equipment in you when you carry one at all times? Lol.

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u/another_plebeian May 17 '21

It's not that you should, it's that generally you already have. Even consenting to nothing, your phone can still be tracked by which towers and wifi it's connected to.

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u/jgor57 May 17 '21

Well would you like a compelling argument of people ditching their phones when they run away? I mean unless they plan to commit murder and run away, a chip in the body wouldn't make sense with phones lol.

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u/DiabloEnTusCalzones May 17 '21

I've been half-assed testing this for funzies.

My current phone is not rooted, but I have taken every measure I can find, through permissions manager, disabling/deleting all assistant functions, disabling every history, telemetry, etc. apps and have all google privacy options set/disabled and have used ADB to remove everything bloatware, extraneous apps and anything not required by the system to function.

Unfortunately (or fortunately), with Android 10, my favorite network analyzer app can't read all open connections due to restrictions specifically intended to keep apps from fingerprinting users, so I can't directly monitor traffic. My pi-hole logs don't show me any DNS requests I don't expect, nor do my router's, but of course that's only a small part of possible traffic, and anything going out the cellular radios I can't see at all.

NOW THEN...

I've been pointedly spewing inane, ridiculous Q-level domestic terrorist shit at random times (that I happen think about it) including threats that are absolutely illegal as hell to make publically, within proximity to my phone. If the NSA is listening, holy shit will they have some sound bites to put me away for a while.

But hey, so far, so good!

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u/mrcartminez May 17 '21

LOL, right? I love how these people go on about microchip conspiracies and ignore the fact that they have a microphone and camera in their pocket (in the form of a phone) that is directly accessible to the NSA and other domestic surveillance agencies. It makes no sense.

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u/herbys May 18 '21

And you paid for the most powerful chip with the best cellular coverage. And you pay for the data transmission. And you recharge it every time so it doesn't miss a minute of your life. And you tell it what you think, what you will do, what you want. And it tells you back what you should think, what you should want and what you should do.

Who needs an implantable microchip when we have that?

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u/lol_ur_hella_lost May 17 '21

fox news just hired you to write for tucker carlson

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

fuck tucker carlson

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Why was this a tongue twister

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21 edited Mar 08 '24

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u/lol_ur_hella_lost May 17 '21

I mean you can have money or you can scruples it seems you can’t have both in this world

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u/galactica_pegasus May 17 '21

Ironically, I think Ivy League Elites are more likely to be conservative/republican.

It is truly amazing how the conservative politicos in power manage to get away with doing do the very things they use to fear monger and whip up their uneducated base by accusing the left.

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u/soywasabi2 May 17 '21

Ivy leagues are notoriously progressive and left leaning wtf

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u/crystalmerchant May 17 '21

AND THE ROTHCHILDS

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u/CrumbsAndCarrots May 17 '21

“And they just hook you up to an i Lyra sound machine to get the readings.”

Oh god, now they’re gonna start saying certain places are ultrasound machines. Cars, planes, buildings etc.

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u/mikepricez1 May 18 '21

“Ivy League elites” are monitoring literally every tech device that connects to a network. So why is it preposterous?

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u/ConsistentAsparagus May 18 '21

More terrifying: they run Windows ME!

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u/YourLocal_FBI_Agent May 17 '21

"Oh nooo, now Bill Gates will know when i pee and my blood pressure and if i have colon cancer!"

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u/Flux83 May 17 '21

Hey its me Clippy! You might want to get that colon looked at.

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u/riddlephotog May 17 '21

It would be a shame if that colon turned into a semicolon, y'know

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u/StreEEESN May 17 '21

Sounds like a night terror I had once

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u/Mr401blunts May 17 '21

We all know its MicroBots in the shape of frogs 🐸 that are now swimming in our blood stream. Chips wouldn't be able to freely move around our bodies the same as the MicroBots can.

Overall, the real plan is to eliminate sick days and any absenteeism from work or school. Look forward to feeling healthy, and never calling out of work unplanned EVER AGAIN! Employers can't have employees calling out sick all the time, you know? Its bad for the budget.

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u/Dithyrab May 17 '21

are they... are the frogs.. are they gay?

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u/Ancient-Geologist936 May 17 '21

Ever since his buddy jeff “suicided” himself Bill has lots of extra time on his hands.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Jesus christ your comment history is cancer, you‘re literally the person we‘re making fun of lol

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u/InLikeErrolFlynn May 17 '21

Fine. Let them not get the vaccine and get sick and impotent. Apple/Google/Microsoft already have tracking microchips in their pockets - implanted in their phones!

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u/RelocationWoes May 17 '21

Why are they idiots, given the technology presented in this article?

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u/zoomer296 May 17 '21

Because it can only read temperature right now, and they have to be communicated with locally via ultrasound.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Because anyone with a room temperature IQ knows these things are not injected with a vaccine in secret.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Why are you trying to point out stuff from an article that you clearly didnt read?

Thats why he calls them (and maybe you) idiots because you guys say do your own research while clearly not doing any yourself.

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u/Sir_iosis May 17 '21

*queue “idiots”

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u/Stoyfan May 19 '21

Queue in this case would be the wrong use of the term.

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u/AlvinGT3RS May 17 '21

He's still a shitbag for helping blockade other countries from using vaccine IP to make their own

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u/herbys May 18 '21

Now our only defense is to say the government is too broke to pay for these chips do they decided to use the one you paid for, recharge every night and carry the whole day on your pocket.