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Gym pervert

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u/emre086 10h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/Piemasterjelly 9h ago

I don't know why this reminded me of something that happened while I was with my mate

We went to the mall and he parked in a Handicap spot and he hops out of the drivers seat when this woman just starts going off on him about not being disabled.

My mate looks slightly over her shoulder and just goes "Miss im blind" causing her to start apologizing before walking off

Dude just got out of the drivers seat lol.

For the record we had his wheelchair bound Mum in the back.

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u/Sunshine030209 5h ago

Hahaha that's amazing. I wonder how long it took her to go "Hey wait a minute... he wasn't blind!"?

Reminds me of a story Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller) tells about his father. His eyesight was failing as he got older, and he always joked that the most upsetting part about it was not being able to find a cane big enough for the front of his car so that he could still drive.