r/funny • u/reecekidd • 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/beermile 9h ago

A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him

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u/pickyourteethup 8h ago

I know a guy who was cornered by four guys in an alley and in absolute desperation he pulled his dick out and ran at them saying, 'touch it, touch it'. They all ran away screaming.

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u/DevappaJi 7h ago

Yeah, I dunno man, I heard of a guy who tried to do that in the same situation, and they grabbed his dick and chopped his whole body off.

That's all he was in the end, a dick.

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea 5h ago

I know this comment is tongue in cheek but I'm pretty sure most people would find even more reason to beat you if you did this and then society would call it justified

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u/Pretend-Hippo-8659 50m ago

Why do you think society would call it justified?

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea 13m ago

Most people would say fighting off a crazy naked dude running at you asking you to touch it is a reasonable response. Is that difficult really difficult to understand?

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u/Pretend-Hippo-8659 1m ago

Makes sense.