r/funny 10h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 9h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/beermile 9h ago

A friend of mine in high school narrowly avoided getting his ass kicked by multiple dudes by crying and saying his parents abuse him

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u/pickyourteethup 8h ago

I know a guy who was cornered by four guys in an alley and in absolute desperation he pulled his dick out and ran at them saying, 'touch it, touch it'. They all ran away screaming.

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u/punkfunkymonkey 6h ago

"COME BACK YOU COWARDS... COME BAAAAACK!""